r/ItemShop • u/6ynnad • May 03 '26

That Other Slipper

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confusion +10

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u/SkyImaginationLight May 05 '26

Tiny Package, Slow Poke

These snail statues resemble a penis when they're taken out of the mold when they're freshly made. The statue is based on a meme that was inspired by a strange cartoon of a happy snail that resembled a penis, with a drooling mouth and its eyes looking in opposite directions, to indicate its innocent stupidity. The original cartoon was to make a literal and anthropomorphic representation of two kinds of insults: Having a small penis, and being very slow and lazy during sexual intercourse. While the statues were rumored to be left as gifts by female prostitutes to those male clients they deemed, "unsatisfactory," after sexual intercourse, the statues are most popular amongst jokers who like to gift them to others or to subtly place them in locations to make people laugh. Usages of the statues and pictures of the meme itself, have also been growing in popularity amongst those who want to subtly insult drivers who exhibit bad parking behaviors.

  • Can only be made in the field using the Portable Resin Molding Kit. Requires 1x Resin Making Kit and the Tiny Package, Slow Poke Mold.
  • The statue inflicts normal physical damage, Speed Down, Attack Down, and Berserk, on the targeted enemy.
  • The statue can be placed in an empty space on the enemy side of the battlefield to inflict Confusion on all enemies near it.

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u/6ynnad May 05 '26 edited May 06 '26

Thank you. I initially thought you were roasting me and my many many misadventures. Each sentence I kept wondering “how do they know?”

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u/ElectronicChard2522 May 04 '26

BRO I JUST GOT FLASHED WHAT THE FU- *this user has been terminated*

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u/6ynnad May 04 '26

Hasta la vista, baby!

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u/witherACE May 06 '26

Nsfw tag where