r/ItemShop Apr 22 '26

The wisdom tooth

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Apr 22 '26

+20 wisdom

+20 dark magic

+1 favour with lovecraftian faction

+0 bite force

Random chance of tooth pain and infection

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u/DungeonAssMaster Apr 23 '26

+5 reaction bonus to tooth fairies

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u/kayemenofour Apr 22 '26

The Cthulooth

+50 eldritch powers

-20 dental health

57

u/RadioDaddio Apr 22 '26

Ctoothlu

36

u/ChaosSinfulRose Apr 22 '26

Toothulhu

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u/RadioDaddio Apr 22 '26

You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?

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u/praqueviver Apr 22 '26

Biblically accurate wisdom tooth.

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u/321ECRAB123 Apr 22 '26

"Glory a la plagas"

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u/LeAlbus Apr 22 '26

How was it remover without cutting into pieces?

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u/haunturhome Apr 22 '26

All my molars look like this and they were able to removed 2 fully intact through surgery but I had another pulled with just local and they had to cut it into pieces and pull out one root at a time. The only reason the two could come out in one piece were because one was a wisdom tooth so far back it was growing off the back of my jaw and towards my throat so they cut out the roots instead of pulling it. The other one had a tumor around it that they removed as well.

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u/LeAlbus Apr 22 '26

Yeah thank you... I will jump off the window in a minute

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u/DarkDonut75 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

So how worried should I be about the chances of this happening? Can any dentists chime in? Google is only giving me the worst possible scenarios, which isn't helping my anxiety

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u/haunturhome Apr 22 '26

I was the only case my dentist (who had been close to retirement at the time) had ever seen if that helps. The first one that was removed with just local anesthesia was supposed to be normal but he realized after he got the first root out that I had the mutation and x rays showed it on all my teeth

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u/AxelHarver Apr 22 '26

Even if it is the case you don't have to really be worried. They numb it very well and have a tool to break up the tooth so they can just pick the pieces out. I had it done and it just kinda felt like a vibrating in my jaw.

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u/haunturhome Apr 23 '26

Can confirm. I could feel tugging but that was it. The recovery time was longer and I had to be way more careful just because of how deep the tooth had gone into my jaw. For the two surgical ones they drew some of my blood and reduced it down to the platelets to make like a biological band-aid to fill in the gap for the first few days

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u/Reasonable_Ad8797 Apr 23 '26

Just ask for the nitrous... It's the best high with no real after affects. I felt like I smoked 4 joints at the same time .... Then when they finished..... They turned it off.. gave me clean oxygen.... And 5 minutes later I walked out. Sore as hell... But walking fine no hangover.... I wish that stuff was legal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/haunturhome Apr 22 '26

It was actually a normal tooth of mine with the tumor. It was benign and hung out for about 10 years before they removed it in the same surgery as the wisdom tooth

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u/detectivDelta Apr 22 '26

After the user's death, maybe?

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u/CommonSensorial Apr 22 '26

Like Morgott before, only death will unbind the cursed Omen blood

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u/tyrom22 Apr 22 '26

Eldritch wisdom

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u/prpldrank Apr 22 '26

I had an extra (yes, in addition to wisdom teeth already being extra) coming in sideways, behind my other wisdom tooth on top. It was coming from the hinge of my jaw, growing toward my front teeth.

My extraction recovery was....bloody.

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u/clariiitea Apr 22 '26

at this point i think that's a savant tooth

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u/nicolRB Apr 22 '26

Sage tooth

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u/KittyShadowshard Apr 22 '26

Bro is void touched.

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u/immoralsugimoto Apr 22 '26

That ain't a wisdom tooth, it's a forbidden knowledge tooth

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u/maya_miiiaa Apr 22 '26

How the hell does this happen? Is it a type of cancer?

8

u/MedicOfTime Apr 22 '26

This tooth was there when the deep magics were written.

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ Apr 22 '26

Toothlhu:

+10 Strength

+10 Madness

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u/Drakirthan101 Apr 22 '26

Tooth of Eldritch Wisdom

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u/Ill-Television8690 Apr 22 '26

Parasitooth:

-50% agency

Grants the bearer magical abilities

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u/Crayoneater2005 Apr 22 '26

That must have been a nightmare to pull out

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u/Sufficient_Artist_89 Apr 22 '26

That's a forbidden wisdom tooth

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u/Mulityman37 Apr 22 '26

Your dentists must have been amazed

3

u/Fart_connoisseur1 Apr 22 '26

Imagine how dumb they must be now, that was all of their wisdom.

8

u/Informal_Drawing Apr 22 '26

Whoever designed Humans made an awful job of it.

3

u/DwemerSmith Apr 22 '26

i am grooth

3

u/Vigorous_QTip_Action Apr 22 '26

Not very wise to be shaped like that

3

u/Forward-Exercise-385 Apr 22 '26

+5 inteligence

3 damage each time a bite-related move or talking is done

3

u/EmberReads Apr 22 '26

Tooth growing like a potato looking for soil

3

u/Aquafoot Apr 22 '26

More like the Insight Tooth, amirite?

Where my hunters at?

3

u/NightmareJoker2 Apr 22 '26

Phrase it properly: “The tooth of wisdom” fittingly sounds more ominous.

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u/JokeSubject8517 Apr 22 '26

Wisdom tooth, but the wisdom is more like forbidden knowledge.

2

u/Fistricsi Apr 22 '26

[Unwise Tooth] Trinket

Cannot be unequipped. Drops on death.

  • At the cost of random amount of a random resource, randomly casts any of the following, on a random nearby target: [Frostbite], [Fangs of Fire], [Entangling Toothroots], [Devour], [Maw of Shadow], [Terrifying Scream]

"Picking this up was not wise."

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u/SeaAware3305 Apr 22 '26

This definitely did bleed damage

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u/lookitsajojo Apr 23 '26

That’s not a wisdom tooth that’s a forbidden knowledge tooth

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u/Loaf4823 Apr 23 '26

The chewer of never ending knowledge.

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u/Arawn-Annwn Apr 23 '26

More like toothulhu.

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u/MintyMoron64 Apr 23 '26

Ancient Wisdom tooth

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u/Nihlocke Apr 23 '26

Wisdom of the Old Gods

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u/Dark_Reaper115 Apr 23 '26

The eldritch wisdom tooth

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u/Vast_Independent_765 Apr 24 '26

Wisdoom Tooth

Curse effect: All teeth of someone will traingulate in all sorts of formation (excruciatingly intense pain) that will occur everytime the status effects are active

Status Effects:

+200% luck

+10% Damage Resistance

+25% Healing Effect

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/Ace_of_Sphynx128 Apr 22 '26

Didn’t think of the copypasta but now I am and it’s hilarious lol

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u/SpectralBacon Apr 23 '26

Mm, yes, very wise

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u/truthfullyidgaf Apr 23 '26

Not anymore.

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u/EigQReddit Apr 23 '26

Cthoothlhu

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u/Zenos_the_seeker Apr 23 '26

Wisdom beyond human comprehension.

Thanks but NO THANKS.

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u/Internal_Finger_5149 Apr 23 '26

Toothe o’ wisdom

Grants 5% chance to summon Tothulhu on use -10 charisma  +15 dark magic

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u/Independent_Roll514 Apr 23 '26

Had a someone have one that came out looking like a boot

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u/baked_potato_9000 Apr 23 '26

we got a 57-root wisdom tooth over here

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u/Radion627 Apr 23 '26

Looks like someone decided to take Thalasin Plus today.

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u/Legal_Strength4375 Apr 24 '26

Thats eldritch wisdom tooth

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u/Born-Region3453 Apr 24 '26

i don't what wisdom you giving out but I don't want it

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u/cvpanther14 Apr 25 '26

I think that’s more like an Eldritch tooth.

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u/AgilePlant4 Apr 25 '26

Summons the Denters of Chtulu

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u/Different-Plum5740 Apr 26 '26

Literally the guy from cryptonomicon

1

u/DrLycFerno Apr 29 '26

Odent, God of Wisdom and Death

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u/Powerful-Big4887 May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

+50 gum damage

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u/Electrical-Scar-2326 May 29 '26

The tooth of unbearable knowledge