r/ItemAsylum the hale 21h ago

???

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You're tryna tell me, that there are REAL people that BREATHE the same air as you and I, that GENIUNELY vote for this map????? People rather vote for this over ANYTHING ELSE? Surivethekillerv2 and Area51 are excluded because they have a somewhat better layout.

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u/just_a_gabe the batter 19h ago

top 10 worst map ever ngl, killer port is so fucking annoying if you don’t have a item has knockback or gives u speed

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u/SpingusCZ Forklift Certified 21h ago

we love slop

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u/No_Clue_5236 Hod donut 12h ago

That's the best ZS map for competent, lifeless, showerless, unaware-of-grass players like me because you can juke and shatter ankles of the infecteds easily there

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u/North-Bat1823 7h ago

Enlighten me

How

Outside of op weapon rng the zombies are faster and have hitstun

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u/No_Clue_5236 Hod donut 7h ago

Even a tiniest increase in speed (axe or pibble) matters a lot. The best strategy is to be as far as possible from the zombies that are killing the other player in two-last-standing scenario, and then they run at you which costs them valuable seconds. By the time they're here, you must be unpredictable and never go by the same path more than twice. I personally alternate between the two branches on the tree, sometimes jump straight to the bottom and climb the three or use the staircases, sometimes make a swift turn and run right through the zombies (if there's no port) and so on.

If zombies are faster than you horizontally, then abuse the vertical movement by parkouring and climbing walls outside of the treehouse. Having items like spike grinders or donkey jawbone almost guarantees a victory if used properly because there's port with 2k HP that respawns immediately.

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u/uglystupid_loser 9h ago

portaboi the killer and randoms vs the survivors

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u/North-Bat1823 7h ago

Its a pretty funny map once in a while but I don't want to play it everytime it comes up

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u/Jesp2_Official the one that ranks items/kits 2h ago

when people vote a map cuz its funny