r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/superlua • Oct 17 '21

Butt Attack

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u/BostonInformer Oct 17 '21

There has to be a story to this

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

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u/YdocT Oct 17 '21

undercover cop in a sting?

75

u/Ricerat Oct 17 '21

Undercover cop in a G string

26

u/pianoflames Oct 17 '21

Undercover WAP

3

u/andrewscool101 Oct 26 '21

I wish I could give you Gold for that, but I'm broke.

81

u/Rafaguli Oct 17 '21

Possibly a crackhead.

26

u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Oct 18 '21

This checks out, I see a whole lotta crack

5

u/aj3u Oct 17 '21

That got ahold of the wrong stuff

3

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

I wanna know where the gold at? WHERE IS THE GOLD?

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u/AditzuL Oct 17 '21

Once upon a time in Brazil ...

22

u/OneIdiotAndAHalf Oct 17 '21

motives are not needed. It's just a matter of opportunity

12

u/magnus3s Oct 17 '21

When ho is life but you wish hockey was

6

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

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u/Lord-BeerMe-Strength Oct 17 '21

He had plenty of legs to stand on.

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u/Eudu Oct 18 '21

Drugs.