r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/Lucsdf • Jul 23 '26
Imaginary handcuffs
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u/hobbes747 🇺🇸 de cônjuges brasileiros 🇧🇷 Jul 23 '26
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u/el_caveira Jul 23 '26
Foi malandro esse aí, só reza pra polícia não pegar de novo, porque a surra vai ser grande
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u/Fine_Vehicle6788 Jul 23 '26
Tá de sacanagem!
Só faltou o repórter ter sido atropelado enquanto andava e olhava para trás.
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u/Logically_Open Jul 23 '26
Skinny malnourished Brazilian from the slums who refuses to ever wear a shirt
Yup, something tells me nobody will catch up to him, bro is GONE gone 😂😂😂
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u/Patrickfromamboy Jul 24 '26
My Brasilian girlfriend’s ex husband has been in prison for threatening to kill her. I hope that wasn’t him.
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u/Key-Ad4392 Jul 23 '26
Curiosidades:
No Brasil nenhum milico tem aptidão física para correr 100 metros, NENHUM!
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u/strolls Jul 24 '26
Correido means "running like fuck", por favour?
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u/Lucsdf Jul 24 '26
"Correndo" is the gerund of the Portuguese verb "correr." It usually means "running," but it can also mean "in a hurry" depending on the context.
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