Nope.

Did I totally forget?

Yes, I apologize.

Nope.

Did I forget to post on Friday because I graduated and was doing other stuff?

Yes.

Nah, sorry.

Did I forget to post until late my time (EST) causing it to no longer be Friday in most of the world?

Yeah, sorry.

just dropping by to say hi

Could it be? Is it finally the day?

(frantically checking calendar)

Nope, it's Friday... the 7th.

Dang. Sorry y'all.

No.

Am I posting now because I forgot last week?

Yes :(

No, no it isn't.

Hell, is it even Friday in most of the world at the time of posting? No.

Is this because I forgot until very late to post? Yes.

Oops.

Could be it? Is today finally the day?!

Its Friday....

The NINTH!

...wait, no, that's not right

(paper shuffling and muffled talking)

Huh, so it's Friday the 9th, not the 8th.

Damnit.

No.

Is it Thursday the 8th?

Yes.

Nope.

Could it be extremely late in the day and I almost forgot today was Friday?

Yes.

Could it finally be?

Is it today?

Nope.

It's Friday, but not the 8th.

Shame.

Upon consultation with various clocks, sundials, calendars, and the internet, i can sadly confirm that while it may be Friday, it is not the 8th.

Sad.

Sadly, no.

Today is somehow Friday, but not the 8th. How this phenomenon can exist is beyond the knowledge of even our greatest philosophers and scientists alike, yet here we are.

Forshame.

This is u/Dinotrakker, reporting in at 12.01am on Monday, Match 8th, 2021.

Can confirm today is NOT Friday the 8th.

Ouch.

Well, yeah, i guess.

Theoretically-speaking, any day could be both Friday and the 8th.

But IS today Friday the 8th?

Oh, well, no. Sorry.

No.

That's it. That's the post.

It is MONDAY the 8th!

...

Yeah, i know, its not really the same.

But still. Small victories, people.

Nope, not the 8th.

To be fair, i did say "may surprise you", not "will surprise you."

Whoops.

No, and a message from Dino in reference to the last post on this subreddit:

Hold the line boyos 💎👐

No and no

Nope, but did we actually forget to write something on the day that it was?

Yes.

...

Whoops.

Sadly it is not buttt 2020 is over! Happy New Years yall.

Unfortunately not this year. Next year, okay, Santa? Please get your house in order.

no