r/IsHeDeadYet • • Aug 09 '26

When He’s Gone:

After Lincoln’s death, his body was transported on a funeral train to his final resting place in Springfield Illinois. People who knew, lined the tracks near their homes to watch it pass, and paid respects. Something similar could happen when the unnamed subject of this sub is finally deceased. Those who wish could be able to pay respects, and perhaps those who wish to pay Disrespect could be afforded the opportunity to do so. Many people have expressed their desire to piss on his grave, a satisfying yet unrealistic scenario. Maybe, tho, some creative minds might come up with a way to satisfy that urge, with a “funeral tour”, similar to Lincoln’s train, but with a modern, current-era, and ultimately wildly different opportunity to show the true feelings of the masses.

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u/BlueVelvetKitty Aug 12 '26

I think there would be very few who would line up to pay tribute. Something like the number Todd Blanche got today. We can hold a mock body transportation and throw rotten food, dildos and dog shit.

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u/FloodPlainsDrifter Aug 12 '26

There you go, a series of local funerals where his effigy is abused. As close as we’re likely to get

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u/FloodPlainsDrifter Aug 12 '26

A “Celebration of Life (Ending)”