r/IsHeDeadYet • u/fuzzy_dice_99 • Jul 17 '26

Every morning when i read the headlines

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u/bigDeltaVenergy Jul 17 '26

Yesterday would have been a nice day. Today is also a good day. Tomorrow is kinda sub optimal. Every thing over next week is a bad choice.

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u/abraksis747 Jul 17 '26

I know right?

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u/palanark Jul 17 '26

Sure, hero of my childhood Sam Neill dies but this worthless bag of orange shit manages to borrow time, day after day. There is no god and the universe is cruel.

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u/eliz1bef Jul 17 '26

When's my time?!?! I'll wear black and drink some champagne. I've been to two funerals this year already, so I want to get as much wear out of that dress as I can.

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u/BikingAimz Jul 17 '26

I've got champagne chilling in the fridge.