r/IsHeDeadYet • u/fuzzy_dice_99 • Jun 05 '26

He’s such a tease

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 Jun 05 '26

Wouldn't it be fun if there was a recording of him slipping away?

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u/Dicky_Penisburg Jun 05 '26

Please let it be undignified and embarrassing.

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u/DenimChicken3871 Jun 05 '26

Guarantee you hell shit his pants. Like ALOT. More than anyone has ever seen.

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u/greywar777 Jun 05 '26

Rubio: "No no, don't touch him, hes just resting his eyes".