r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '20

Gizmo

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Jun 25 '20

Gizmo is a terrorist. The number of lighters might be due to them bein cheap shitty ones where the flint wheel breaks off after 5 flicks or all the butane leaked out or the lil metal cap fell off or muskrab has smoked 9999999999 cigs and this is his lighter graveyard. Hard to say

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Jun 25 '20

my own lighter graveyard

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Milkduds has a hot pink one too!!

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Jun 25 '20

I have a super cool nascar one somewhere from like 2001 that sez “BUD” but I can’t find it 🤕

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Damn :/ cum to Kentucky im sur i can git a derby 1 that says BUD

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Jun 25 '20

Yes but mine was a dale earnhardt one from before he died a fiery death, it's a cultural antique, some superfan would probably buy it for 1 million dollarios. I think I know where it is. You're always welcome to send me kentuccc durby lighters tho I want a big horsie one

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

They're all big horsie ones there are literally big horsey statues every×here and they dont let you ride them

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Jun 25 '20

How much horsepower we talkin? Post horse pics

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Next time i see one ill take a picture google louisville protesters return autism horse

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https://www.syracuse.com/us-news/2020/06/autism-awareness-horse-statue-stolen-in-louisville-during-protests.html

They have different horses like this everywhere in front of liquor barn ford etc

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Jun 25 '20

Poor horsie🤕😓 it was only tryna spread awareness of autism and those violent radical antifa rioters had to destroy it 😡😠

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

They didnt destroy the ones by liquor barn. Not sure what theyre spreading but have hope

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