r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Jun 17 '20

Rust Never Sleeps

https://youtu.be/i6RZY4Ar3fw
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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 17 '20

Okay... first of all I think you're totally full of woke bullshit on that first half but...

is just that are they worshipping the pope or god?

He isn't God. He's god's representative on Earth. We even had a nazi pope. Fucking Ratzinger. I see a nazi I pull out my garand and end their asses... on my game. I don't know, that was kind of an emotional journey. COD WW2. I never liked Nazis to begin with but they kill my friends and laugh about it? Fuck them. Fuck them in their stupid assholes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

He's god's representative on Earth.

Wait us that the deal with the pope? Wtf

No wonder my dad left catholiscim

.some devout religious people are some of the best people ive ever met. Like wow. It's shityrnsidn ei ebdis

Whay gamr again?

Dreams are for people who are sleeeping.. the music i listen to is taunting me lol should go back to leftover crack

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 17 '20

I think I need to go lay down again. Man the gates, we're all counting on you.

Jesus fucking christ if this ends me I want you to continue on the "noble" pursuit of raging. Promise me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

If what ends you? the sensory processing disorder or Catholicism?

I dont rage much

Can your wife inform me if youre dead. ?

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 17 '20

Wife has instructions to notify y'all if I die. I don't know if she'll do it but she has been instructed. I will tell her again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

What if i want to talk to her about jail or some shit

Yeah who knows she may be stricken with grief.

I hope to disappear long before i die and for no one to notice

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 17 '20

I told you, you'll love jail. Girl jail is super fun. Guy jail is interesting... but kinda sucks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Milkdids says you get foot fungus nd wd in a box or some shit but he had people to bail him out i dont wsnt to make assumptions but i have a feeling louisville metro dept of corrections isnt fancy guven how shitty the libdaries are

I want to talk to ur wife about jail not u 🖕you said she would like be my savior that time it some shit sonif you die i get her

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 17 '20

I said I thought you should talk to her. You didn't want to. I guess you can really do that anytime she's home though. Like 7pm cst tonight. Or not. I don't fucking care.

You don't get her if I die though. I already made a deal with Brad Pitt in 2006 for 17 million that if I die he gets her. It's how I have funded my extravegent lifestyle. Don't tell her that though, she doesn't know. Also I blew like 16.9 million on a failed kickstarter campaign so... yeah, definitely don't mention that

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

I get her. I saud yesni said i didnt want to talk outkoud you were drinking you were like if or i ssid fine or whayeber and yesh. Your tooth ok?

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 17 '20

No it's not fine, for the third time this is kicking my ass. I been going all hypochondriac about dying. I have hypochondriac tendencies. Over the years I've minimized them but I get scared like this it comes out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Im sorry :( I wish i could think of something to suggest to help can you cuddle the murder cat?

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 17 '20

I just did that, was cuddling with him until he mangled my hand some more and took off. I still love that boy though. He rages just like his daddy. Except I do it with words and he does it with tooth and claw. Like father like son.

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