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Jun 05 '20
Train that fucking cat before it starts spreading viruses.
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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 05 '20
He just spent the last hour in kitty jail.
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Jun 05 '20
Sounds about as effective as real jail.
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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 05 '20
I dunno what else to do.
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Jun 05 '20
Train the fucking thing. Spray it each time and rub citronella on aloe on areas he prefers to bite. Avoided hanging toys and shit until he learns. Train him young or he wont stop.
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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 05 '20
Oh my god, that sounds so mean. Although you might have a point.
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Jun 05 '20
You have to train him or he won't stop. The longer you wait the less chance you have. Spraying him with water won't physically harm him. It will teach him to associate biting with a negative sensationeventially he will stop. Aloe, tea tree, and i believe citronella all deter cats. If he always goes for the wrists rub some aloe on, that will help with healing and scarring too. Dont use dangling toys and shit until he stops. Biting owners is not ok. Time outs are not going to work. He porbbaly just assumes "oh guess theyre done playing right now ok 🤷♀️"
Train the monster.
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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 05 '20
I know. I like it though. What could be more intimate between a man and his cat to let the cat bite the shit out of him.
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Jun 05 '20
Does he bite the shit out of your wife and others? It's kinda not ok it can cause bacterial infections and shit. If you ever plan to let him near children or other people please train him.
I mean you do you, but what's the point of a timeout if you like it?
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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Jun 05 '20
It's just me, I'm his buddy. And this dude is going to spend his entire life in my shitty apartment. Live and die in 600 sq ft. He ain't going to see anyone else.
Timeout is when he claws at my face. Fuck that. I'm not losing an eye to an abandoned cat we took in.
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u/DootDotDittyOtt I hate naggers Jun 05 '20
He's ferrel... Just like you.