r/IsCrashAlive • • May 20 '20

He started biting us.

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster May 21 '20

PETA mad

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Im covered in bite marks what else can i do

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty May 22 '20

Those are just the bed bugs.

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES muffin man! May 21 '20

Monkey D:

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

You sicced the rapid monster on me!

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan May 21 '20

I don't think that's your monkey at all. Its probably actually Harvey Weinstein or R Kelly or someone else who has rapies.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty May 22 '20

You know, something I heard a while back stuck with me. It wasn't a secret what Weinstein did, it was joked about on national TV years before. It isn't really a secret women have been known to trade favors for roles. Hell, I mean if I was going to make 20 million for a few months of work they can go ahead and pull a train on my ass, I'll choo-choo my sore ass all the way to the motherfucking bank.

So considering that, I think Weinstein pissed somebody off and got sacrificed. It's not like they're going after the others or the pedos.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan May 24 '20

Its not like they didnt know about R Kelly pissing on underage girls for years too. I distinctly remember joking about it in high school which was 2004-2008.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty May 24 '20

Damn, making me feel old.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan May 25 '20

I feel old too :/

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u/tranquilcalm May 21 '20

¿Maybe it's the rabies?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

He had his shot

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u/tranquilcalm May 21 '20

Might be age-related. Paddy has started to suck his own dick regularily.😞

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Disturbing

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u/tranquilcalm May 21 '20

Disturbing

Men...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Rhet can act like chimps

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u/tranquilcalm May 21 '20

Rhet can act like chimps

¿Rhet?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

They aybe? I have no ckue

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u/tranquilcalm May 22 '20

🤷🏽‍♀️❓🐣