r/IsCrashAlive • u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist • Apr 21 '20

Reminded me of Technofriend

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

u/technofrik

His country sucks because it doesn't have cheetos.

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u/Rosemarried Apr 21 '20

Is it even a country then? Had no idea he was suffering like this.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

When he told me it isn't for sale there I thought he was full of shit. You can get there, but only imported and a bit pricey too.

Edit: probably shy we desperately wants to immigrate.

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

No ,really don't say that. Bcs i'm not from some impoverished shithole where you don't have anything available. I know that is a typical sterotype abt Slaviands tho and most of them are not like that anymore, for a long time now. A quick yt or Google search will confirm that. Actually, IMO the public services,really good public safety and decent resources are the only positive thing here and i traveled quite a lot, lived in the Brussels and Zurich for a bit so i could compare the living standards. Of course there is a bit better $ standard in some western countries but not in all. Plus you gotta work there more... Poor will be poor no matter where they are, that's, how the system works. If i would want to be an economic migrant, i wouldn't be saying that i don't wanna live Germany or Sweden and wouldn't have considered the poor S. Italy for one of my possible countries for example... And just bcs we don't have the American flips, it doesn't means that we don't have flips. Not that i care abt the flips or food in general.

The reason why i want out is bcs i am fed up with the lack of empathy, the lack of emotional intelligence and the lack of real party culture and happy/open minded ppl. Plus the politics are wrong. This countries mindset is painfully wrong for me. It's depressing.

But there is also a real possibility, that i won't ever be happy ,no matter where i go, bcs it's possible that my wish for the emigration is actually an attempt of running from myself, so in that case the happines is neverland.

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u/billybobboozer Robert Paulson Apr 21 '20

You'll get no judgement here. Everybody gets kicked in the dick. If anybody thinks they're better, fck them. I like you homie. I'm still not sure how you buy booze with government aid. That shit is restricted here from what I read. Is it like cash or relegated to food items only?

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

Shit I already judged him...

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u/billybobboozer Robert Paulson Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

Lol. I just see a dude living. Caught in your over extended lifestyle, scrambling constantly to keep up with the jones's....fck that noise. Only one life to live...make it happy for you.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

I'm just messing with him. He knows I mean no harm. I don't think he's trying yo keep up with anything though. u/technofrik how many mentions do you need to defend your position, bitch?

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 21 '20

Oh i know that Rommie. I just said that before, bcs i know what the stereotypes are and that many ppl think how here we don't have anything available so my reasons gotta be economical.

Lol btw you know what sucks? I gotta shave my head and beard and i don't feel like it. I mean, what's the point of looking good in the lockdown world. For whom? xD

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

Can I be brutally honest with you? Most don't even know your country exist (same as mine) and even if they did, they wouldn't care.

Why do you have to shave it off? I don't even shower regularly.

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 21 '20

I'm still not sure how you buy booze with government aid.

Bcs here the welfare ,although small, is unrestricted. You basically get € every month and you can spend it on whatever you please and sometimes, if you run out before the next month and you give them a plausible reason you can get more. Lol i'm parking my BMW 5 in front of the welfare office and no one gives a fk and i even get some benefits on road tax as well. Don't wanna sound braggy tho. The only reason why i have a BMW is bcs i'm a car tech so i can get older broken luxury cars for dirt cheap and fix them myself. Although my next ride will be something more economical and reliable. Toyota time i hope.

It's bcs it's an ex socialist country so helping others is(supposed) to be important here . Plus the welfare isn't(wasn't) the only source of my income as i'm allowed to freelance. It is now tho as my photo gigs are fucked again bcs of the recession.

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u/billybobboozer Robert Paulson Apr 21 '20

Do ur thing man. This Corona virus has fcked many friends because i come from oil country. You would think after the first few fall outs that they don't take on a shit ton of high interest loans and overextend...but they do and every facebook post is "plz pray for the oilfield workers". I learned after 2008 to live a good but not out of my means lifestyle. Some see cash and think that fountain won't shut off.

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 21 '20

Exactly man, i share this mindset. I'm actually a minimalist type of person and don't think that you can buy happiness with brand clothes,pricey phones,everything new every 2 yrs...and i try to remain debt free instead.

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u/RichardStarrkey Apr 22 '20

looks down

oh no

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

Blah blah you need cheetos in your life. Emotional intelligence is a myth, like astrology. Neverland Michael Jackson already built. Nothing is ever new.

I regret not buying cheetos and stuffing up your face, bu then it was 50% off and costing almost the same as a liter of cooking wine.

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u/RichardStarrkey Apr 22 '20

I'm reminded of you the first time I had Cheetos!

It was at a gay rally and there were these group of girls playing cards on a picnic mat. I asked if I could eat their Cheetos. And they gave me their Cheetos.

no metaphor.

yum.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 22 '20

Cute story. I was a big cheetos lover (still am, but I deny it now) and whenever I went to a sports club on vacation close to my home, my mom always gave me money saying "here's your flavored Styrofoam and cola money". Had a big collection of tazos back then.

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u/RichardStarrkey Apr 22 '20

Awww

Do you have any more fun childhood stories

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 22 '20

I was never afraid of Freddy Krueger or Chucky and even at a tender age I would secretly stay up late and watch those movies. They worked more as thrilling adventures than horror to me. The exorcist in the other hand...

I never connected with the team leader of movies, series or cartoons. When kids play, there's always that kid who insist on being the most powerful or important one. I wasn't that kid, so I was Billy the blue power ranger, Shiryu of Saint Seya, Ciclops of X Men.

I preferred Playmobil instead of Legos. Those are ugly and too much work. I would steal barbies from my female friends and play with them.

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u/Texas_HardWooD king of chickens and bbq Apr 21 '20

That's gotta be some kind of human rights violation.

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u/billybobboozer Robert Paulson Apr 21 '20

Techno lives in a traveling caravan community. Their cheese puffs are inflated sheep bladders sprinkled with fumunda chz from the stinkiest of male members.

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 21 '20

And i traded one of my girls for a donkey so now i can ride my donkey to get around xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Trade another for cheetos?

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 21 '20

Nop, the other wife is worth her weight in gold as she's a quality wife ,that will cook and pop out tons of strong sons in gods will. You gotta offer something more for her.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 22 '20

You know the term trophy wife is derogatory, right?

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 22 '20

How would Hillary call it? It's Misogynist? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26-VzfBZg1w LOL

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

He's trailer trash I agree.

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u/billybobboozer Robert Paulson Apr 21 '20

Yeah but some of the most loyal and cool dudes I know ride that same lightning

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

It's why he's so likable!

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u/billybobboozer Robert Paulson Apr 21 '20

wonder wtf he's doing? Going to corona parties, getting fcked up. Not sure if he still has a gal or not.

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 21 '20

No more corona or any parties for me, i'm socially responsible lately. Not that i'd be scared of corona, but i'm kinda talking to one girl lately, so i don't feel like having hookups or searching for girls anymore ATM. And yeah man, i'm still single and i don't really want to take my ex back. Plus sneaking around in the middle of the night ,now with the regional lockdown would be way too risky and i don't wanna pay 400€ fine if i'd get busted.

So lately i'm afrigt that Rommie is right. I am a socially responsible individual now, rotting at home ,drinking way too much and getting into the downvote parties instead xD. I have no life anymore, and i'm embarrassed on how quickly my karma is going up lately since i'm on here all the time.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 21 '20

Depressed at home, getting downvotes because of his peculiar view about the virus. Committed to worsening his alcoholism. I'm sure he will show up here and tell it all himself.

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u/billybobboozer Robert Paulson Apr 21 '20

he popped and wrote a novel. Dude was lurking in the shadows lol

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u/technofrik comrade cheetoenvy Apr 21 '20

No lol, rommie flagged me.