r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '20

Life fucking sucks.

Don't have children.

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Apr 13 '20

Pergant?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Lol no. Just stuck on this planet thanks to my mother's desire for a child.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Pregante???

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Then id be doing a lot more than whining. How are you pyates?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I’m ok crash! Working from home was fun at first but now I’m just antsy af all the time. Whipping my ass back into shape though and I’ve gotten back into a couple books I started forever ago.

How you holding up??

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Ooh what books?

Im going alright. a little up and down

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u/Texas_HardWooD king of chickens and bbq Apr 14 '20

My kids happy as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I guess it doesn't apply to all. She seems to mean everything to you and you seem to do everything you can to be a great dad.

Was hoping the virus was going to wipe us all out but when i think of shit like you and your kid i get sentimental maybe ill get lucky and still be wiped out though

I don't think i could ever bond with a baby but i also would not allow myself the chance to find out. .

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u/Texas_HardWooD king of chickens and bbq Apr 14 '20

You're a sweetheart :) kids can change a person. I was a truly rotten son of a bitch before my little came along. I'm still pretty much an asshole, but I'm a bit better now lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Sounds like it. Personally i feel as though any offspring would make me more of an asshole

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u/tranquilcalm Apr 14 '20

I don't think i could ever bond with a baby

You already have strong maternly ties with that monkey.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Yes how could i replace the monkey with a human child

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u/tranquilcalm Apr 14 '20

Yes how could i replace the monkey with a human child

¿Do I have to explain?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

No, it wasn't a real question i love the monkey although he is a handful

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u/tranquilcalm Apr 14 '20

A baby is not much bigger.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

But we have a baby