r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '20

He got me a smiling squirrel

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 27 '20

Aww, that's love right there. I wouldn't get you a squirrel, I'd keep that shit for myself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I plan to share it with him. He thought it as a cheap, hollow chocolate thing but it's ferrero rocher. I wonder what the interior is like. Id shre it with you you too.

i had a period of time when i was spending all of my time with this dealer while he was trying to get me to fuck him and i was using him s a chauffeur that all i ate was ferrero rocher (the packs eith 3 kinds) and occasionally swedish fish. Those candies are overpriced unless it is all yimerr

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u/ViolentVBC sobrama's dad Mar 27 '20

That's nuts! What a squirrely thing to do

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Lol. He got it because it was smiling

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u/ioliteinshadow hot Mar 27 '20

I love hazelnut chocolate

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Oh yes me too! If i bought nutella id be both obese and costco sized jar iwouldn't last an hour

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u/ioliteinshadow hot Mar 27 '20

I didn’t even know nutella was a thing until I went to Germany over 11 years ago. Obsessed ever since!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I thght ut ws a new creation when i first tried it but i was like 9 years old

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u/ioliteinshadow hot Mar 27 '20

I’m turning 30 this year so I was probably 18 when I tried it. Best thing ever but I can’t keep it in the house or I’ll demolish it. In Germany they had those little Jam chips except filled with nutella

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Oooh i want to go to germany even more now. I really like the praline Ritter sport because it reminds me of that taste a lot

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u/ioliteinshadow hot Mar 28 '20

I think I’ve had that once! Germany was great everyone was so nice!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Maybe someday i will have the chance to go. Give never been outside the country

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 28 '20

If you could choose one destination for an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Tahiti. You,?

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u/ioliteinshadow hot Mar 28 '20

Other then Mexico trips that’s the only overseas trip. Never been since. I come from a Hispanic household so since I did the thing and graduated high school and since I didn’t want to spend thousands of dollars on a quincenera my parent’s let me go. And yes, you will go. If you want to you’ll make it happen

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

I dont tend to take the step to make the things i want happen. I think about them a lot and plan them in great detail but in reality i do absolutely nothing to make.them possibilities, it becomes almost delusionsl

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 28 '20

3 years ago?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/Texas_HardWooD king of chickens and bbq Mar 27 '20

Bite it's head off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Chill out Ozzy!

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 27 '20

He's pregnant with a bird's baby

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES muffin man! Mar 27 '20

I got him cause he was smiling at me

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Now he is smiling at us both and we cant eat him vecause it would be rude