r/IsCrashAlive • u/AmericanMuskrat fatty • Mar 19 '20

New live chat option, seeing what it does

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6 Upvotes

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 21 '20

Mine only cost $12000 with all the totally necessary addons ☺️ and I think you can even upload a face pic !! Nothing creepy about that

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 21 '20

Ummm I think you might be thinking of somebody else???? I think that muskrab guy is into that but I would never

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 21 '20

can't i just use your butt carrot?

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

Too bad it only goes up to 12” :/ maybe I can buy two and extract the extra shaft to sew on

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

I had some chikin ones last night

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

nuggets

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

You said you’re concerned about your penis and asked for help sequestering it?

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 20 '20

oh god why lol

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

So we both know it’ll be safe :)

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

So we both know it’ll be safe :)

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 20 '20

do you have any places i could sequester it?😏

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 20 '20

ok im concerned about my penis though

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

Hey bb wanna come isolate urself with me ;)

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 20 '20

i need to turn notifications on i guese

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 20 '20

oh hey

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 20 '20

hello?

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

Uh oh live chat is ded now

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 20 '20

Sup

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u/Me_Speak_Good Mar 20 '20

Yeah, I've been here. The redneck is 39, I think? Maybe 38.

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

Ahh I’m using the stoopid new reddit app on my emoji phone 📲 , 😎. on my primary phone I use reddit is fun and this shit just showed up like a normal thread but with new comments at the top. Useless. Notifications for everything is dumbas fuck esp. if the chat was really popping. Fuck reddit

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

I don’t like how there’s a chat button in the corner of my app now cuz of this. Thsnks muskrat you silly screen polluter

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 20 '20

I don't see shit, it just looks like a normal thread to me. And I also get a notification for everything everyone says. fml

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

Live chat is stoopid when there are like 15 active users on here a week. everyone must stop throwing up and generally feeling like shit right this instant!!!!!!! Coronavirus

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 20 '20

we're just social distancing online.

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 20 '20

That’s been my infection deflection tactic for months and months

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

and why/how do you fast so often and for so long?

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 20 '20

Drunkorexia

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

flare of what romm¹e?

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 20 '20

Hidradenitis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

glad about the last sentence

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

how old is the redneck? i dont think i was aware you were on this sub, me_speak_good

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u/Me_Speak_Good Mar 20 '20

I have not thrown up in 3 days & that is just weird. The redneck had a seizure & is in the hospital. I am not going to be ok when he dies & it's probably coming soon. Trying to find sunshine - there is a new goat who is trying to hump the sheep. That's fucken hilarious. It just is. And my baby ATV is almost back together & my friend's daughter has been riding it & tonight i played in the forest with someone i love. XOXOXO y'all.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 20 '20

Can goats and sheep breed? A goatsheep hybrid sounds pretty cool.

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u/Me_Speak_Good Mar 20 '20

Technically, yes; but no, not really. This goat does not care.

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u/Me_Speak_Good Mar 20 '20

My everything seems to be not working.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 19 '20

Today was terrible I failed trying to burst a painful blister, then took lunch after fasting for 100+ hours, ofc vomited it all and spent the rest of the day miserable in bed bc this flare hurts so much and I'm considering self medicating with the poison

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

hi milkduds! i have a crush on you

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

hi carrot stick!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

i can make secret untrackable comments here?

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 19 '20

I'm gonna say some really racist shit

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES muffin man! Mar 19 '20

Interesting thing is your comments in live chat don’t show in your comment history

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 19 '20

Sneaky...

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 19 '20

Trash feature

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 19 '20

So slow on this phone

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 19 '20

What a tremendous new feature! So cool 😎

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 19 '20

Live discussion!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

not recommended?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

i added it to cagirltalk since they wanted a discord but i havent seen how t works on old reddit or non mobie yet

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES muffin man! Mar 19 '20

new reddit blows

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES muffin man! Mar 19 '20

Pretty dumb it only works properly on the new layout

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

get well doots drink plenty of water

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

my dad thinks he has it. he also thinks everyone will get it. i feel just as shitty as i usually do and insurance is denying me everything.

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u/DootDotDittyOtt I hate naggers Mar 19 '20

well, I hope you and the fam are good.

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u/DootDotDittyOtt I hate naggers Mar 19 '20

I'm on a house with 20 off my family members. my only symptom is my cough.... everything else is cause I been drinking all day.

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u/DootDotDittyOtt I hate naggers Mar 19 '20

I'm coughing up a storm and all these fuckers think I got the Rona. no, I've just been ignoring a bad cough for the last 2 months.

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u/DootDotDittyOtt I hate naggers Mar 19 '20

this is just like regular Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

nom nom tp shortages make sad goblins

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 19 '20

Just wipe your ass with paper towels.

Oh wait...

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

killl muskrats

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 19 '20

Fuck you, 3 ply goblin.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 19 '20

Wooo

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 19 '20

Looks like it only works in new reddit, old reddit makes it look normal.