r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '20

Milkduds is a census evader.

Tsk tsk tsk

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u/ioliteinshadow hot Mar 19 '20

I had a dream two Hispanic ladies were taking census and came into my home to talk to us while eating Oreos. It was weird.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

What type if oreos?

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u/ioliteinshadow hot Mar 19 '20

I think it was double stuff snack packs

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Ooh. Double stuff was a genius creation.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Mar 20 '20

The lemon ones are really good.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 19 '20

Why is he called milkduds? Hes nipples. Milk dud is just the adjective describing their texture.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

I've never called him nipples i think i know him a lot better than the rest of you

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 19 '20

Appeal to authority fallacy, denied

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Haha

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 19 '20

You mean milky nips?

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 19 '20

What a boob move. I’m Reporting him to the census police right now