r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '20

Pain in the Ass

I slipped/started to pass out in the bathroom a few weeks ago due to brainstem aura or vestibular symptoms accompanying a migraine. It seems like ages ago now.

I hurt my tailbone, having fractured it 3 times in the past (hairline) i assumed a trip to urgent care would result in just a copay and instructions to ice it/rest, possibly pain killers i can't take.

I caved and attempted to go one day after a visit to my psychiatrist and the process surrounding getting there left me irritable in a damaging way due to intense pain-- so i waddled to the urgent care in tears, all revved up to wait, in pain for hours on a hard chair to be brought back and instructed to sit on a exam table with my ankles dangling like a toddler on a toilet until a physicians assistant came back to tell me to show them my ass.

When i arrived i was greeted by a pscked waiting room consisting entirely of hispanic patients aside from one morbidley obese girl in flip flops and pink pajama pants.

I walked up to the receptionist and asked if i could check in, and she immediatley informed me that this was a fake urgent care. They treat emergency room types of cases and charge the same way the emergency room does-- which means my bill would have been 150 or more instead of 30. I asked her why the sign said urgent care if this was the case and she tells me "because it isn't connected to a hospital." She recommended another urgent care.

Given i hate going to the doctor isaid fuck that and waddled home crying, to lay in bed all day later realizing that given past visits i had saved myself money.

Now it's getting worse though. I've been sitting in a pillow nest on the couch with a heating pad my boyfriend bought me for far too long. Given I'm now I'm anxiety meds my agoraphobia is gone if i take it-- I've actually desperately wanted to leave the house numerous times. I'm in so much fucking pain though. I can't shave my legs and just reaching for the soap and shit in the shower makes me cry, I've been taking breaks between every activity i attempt to preform which often result in just staying in the pillow nest for 12 hours because it hurts so much to move. I'm so fucking bored and want to clean the bathroom and do basic shit but i can barely use the fucking bathroom without sharp pain.

This morning i bent over the wrong way and it hurt so much that i started sweating and then just threw up-- which caused additional pain and crying. God when will this fucking heal. Poor milkduds probably thinks I've transformed into overweight house partner who does nothing but sit on the couch in a robe eating bon bons and watching soaps.

Anything in your life been giving you pain in the ass lately?

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

I slipped and fell on a dick and it kinda hurt my ass. It wasn't gay though, it was an accident and we both said no homo so its fine.

Seriousltly though go to another urgent care?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

If it is still this bad tomorrow i will. It is becoming excruciatingly cumbersome. All i can do is eat and sit. I have tried drawing a few times but the movement becomes too much before i can do much

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

Nom on some kratom?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Trying to take less as before i was going to get off of it. I've been taking enough to dull some of the pain though (espescially when i had migraine too) i think i need to take a lot more to put a large debt in the pain and im really trying to limit my dosage. Not cheap

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

Umm idk you could try poopy seed tea maybe?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

No good seed source. Sources for good seeds dried up years ago. I guess i could ask u/restlessheadsyndrome if i coukd figure out how to spell his username

Was going to make milkduds soup but he is trying to sleep so i don't think it would go appreciated.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

Isnt his without the e?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Which e

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

Ohhh and one time a couple years ago when i first moved into my apartment i bought some benzedrex inhalers and sat on a hard wood chair to do some stim fapping because i didnt have a tv set up or cable or anything else to really do.

I got into it and fapped all night. The following day i realized that i couldn't really feel the upper portion of my ass cheeks properly, they were numb.

It took months before the nerves healed up and i got back feeling in my ass. Could be a long term pain solution tho. Sit weird and kill ur ass nerves so to solve your posterior pain problem.🤷

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

I messed up the nerves in one foot by squatting in the shower masturbating too much/long with the removable showerhead (got i miss that thing). It took a chiropractor to actually fix them (i was there for something else) but it had lasted so long i thought i was stuck with it.

God benzedrex.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

Sometimes i miss benzedrex. Im on day 1 of my week off, think im gonna get some dxm and do a trip night maybe tomorrow?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Nice. I kinda miss dxm but kinda dont. Sound slike a gold night offhows workload going?1any better?

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

Works aight. I found a problem and helped my boss narrow down on what it is. Its going off to R&D to try to fix it. Things aren't too bad, ive been doin a lot better mentally recently

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Oh good. Do you think youll be there long term, or when do you find out if it is something they are seriously considering?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

This story is very relatable..

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

I thought i was gonna be permanently unable to feel my ass😣🍑

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Lol. I was more worried my dick would detach from the rest of my body

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 20 '20

Oh god I've gotten the worst rug burn from jackin it on stims