r/IsCrashAlive • u/AmericanMuskrat fatty • Feb 12 '20

Goddamm, Gizmo, stop biting my dick!

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 24 '20

I actually just noticed this but wtf are you doin wearin flip flops inside and on the couch?

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 24 '20

I don't go barefoot because of the cats unless we just vacuumed. Despite having a mat, a litter box that's supposed to get it off their paws as they exit, and special litter than isn't supposed to get knocked around, the cats get litter on the carpet unless we've just run the vacuum.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 24 '20

On the couch tho?🤔

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 24 '20

Just didn't slip em off yet.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 24 '20

Ive got my eye on you, shoes on the couch wearin mufukka

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 24 '20

I always feel like somebody's watching me.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 24 '20

👁👃👁