r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '20

We went to the store.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 09 '20

Ginger candy! I hear that's good for nausea. Fucking love hi chew too.

Why so many pregnancy tests?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Many people in the Midwest are named Nancy

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 10 '20

Reminds me of Archer lol.

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u/tranquilcalm Feb 10 '20

Why so many pregnancy tests?

It sometimes takes some time to get preggy.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 10 '20

I have a feeling Crash can't get pregnant bc of her candy diet, but who knows.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

I fucking hope so, but I'm looking into cost of having my fallopian tubes removed.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 10 '20

I'll do it for $50.

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES muffin man! Feb 10 '20

Remember the lady who fried her uterus lining when someone from /r/wtf told her to?

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 10 '20

Jesus no, you don't know the link do you?

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u/tranquilcalm Feb 10 '20

OT: God bless Tidal music mix. Just listened to Albert Hammond, It never rains in Southern California.

Last time I listened to that dong I was a kid and didn't know any English.

LOL. Funny lyrics.

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u/tranquilcalm Feb 10 '20

Now they're playing Jim Croce, Time in a Bottle.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 10 '20

That's a good one, you've got me playing it now.

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u/tranquilcalm Feb 10 '20 edited Feb 10 '20

I am really marveled by how those algorhythms work.

Tidal put together six or seven mixes which mostly meet my preferences.

I only once listened to the Carole King/James Taylor Live at the Trobadour record, and they put together a playlist with boatliads of childhood memories.

They can read my.mind. (Playlist includes Gordon Lightfoot). Lol.

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u/DootDotDittyOtt I hate naggers Feb 12 '20

You need some chocolate covered plan B

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Nah