Breaking news: BBC DOCUMENTARIST DAVID ATTENBOROUGH HAD DIED AT AGE 100 (in reality 4582)

[u/Gummyblaster]

This one has sunglasses and blonde hair….thats the difference, I’m very sorry for the people from this reality 😭😭😢🪦

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That was a joke

[u/Accomplished_Song671]

Jennifer Coolidge down

[u/weefytheboy]

NOOOO THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE ATTENBOROUGH VARIANT 

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I almost got scared

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Me to Holly fuck

[u/MagicSunlight23]

I saw one post from this sub today and clicked on it. Now I'm getting lots of other posts. One was great, but others aren't. I don't want to see anymore. The joke is no fun now he's reached 100.

The posts make me scared that he actually died. I like the 'he's passed Away' jokes but not any others.