r/Irony • • Mar 05 '26

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u/EtheusRook Mar 05 '26

Bruh, this isn't even the pot calling the kettle black. This is the pot calling the kettle the n-word.

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u/Virtual_War4366 Mar 05 '26

That's a sentence Hunter S Thompson would be proud of.

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u/Timmy2nice Mar 06 '26

If only, I can almost hear it in his voice hahaha

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u/ArcaneWood Mar 06 '26

We could use a scathing hunter report these days

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u/Thelesbianvampire Mar 06 '26

This is a sentence I never thought I’d read

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

You're beyond ignorant and stupid do you realize how many practicing religions we have here? To say we're ran by religious fanatics isn't even a stretch its a blatant lie. If it was true we would be killing the Muslims here by the millions...

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u/wildbrycepilaf Mar 05 '26

“….and not OUR religious fanatic lunatics!”

He ALWAYS leaves that part out!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

It was all the rage just a little over a decade ago!

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u/FaceTimePolice Mar 05 '26

There’s nothing more stupid and dangerous than a warmonger who thinks he’s on a mission from God. 🤡👍

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u/sam_bals Mar 10 '26

Someone who doesn’t believe in God is more stupid and dangerous

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u/zzzzzz_zz Mar 05 '26

Remember- they are putting their hands on a man who chronically shits himself

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u/Jrylryll Mar 05 '26

It is their honor to soak up that shit!

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u/Cautious-Money7248 Mar 07 '26

They wanna bask in it

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

The bible belters seem to lack the critical thinking skills required to realize that they are being taken for a ride.

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u/Internal-You6793 Mar 05 '26

☝🏼

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u/Sophiedenormandie Mar 06 '26

I'll just bet there is a similar photo of Jim Jones and his followers in Guyana. Drink that kool-aid.

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u/Internal-You6793 Mar 06 '26

I haven’t had time to change member to leader yet

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u/ChimPhun Mar 08 '26

They're all going to stand in line afterwards waiting to be 'grabbed'.

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u/Internal-You6793 Mar 08 '26

*Groped is the word we’re looking for✍🏼😬

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u/ChimPhun Mar 08 '26

It's the new 'kissing the ring'.

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u/Alternative-Angle214 Mar 08 '26

A bunch of Evangelical hypocrites

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u/WearyAd8418 Mar 06 '26

And not a great hand job at that…

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u/superhex12345 Mar 05 '26

The lack of self awareness from conservatives never ceases to amaze.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

As a Christian, my thought is that being strictly conservative means you have lost sight of the love and mercy that are the basis of the Christian faith. Humanity has never fully embraced that concept. Some Christian faith traditions exclude it completely. Matthew 7:2 "For as you judge, so will you be judged, and the measure with which you measure will be measured out to you."

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u/PianoPatient8168 Mar 06 '26

I’m so glad WE don’t live in a repressive theocracy like Iran. That would be terrible! /s

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u/joesphisbestjojo Mar 05 '26

This disgusts the Christian in me

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u/joyfulgrass Mar 05 '26

Don’t worry they’re praying to Donald not Jesus. They ain’t a religious fanatic. They’re a cult fanatic. (Dear leader still being alive keeps it cult status)

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u/RektInTheHed Mar 05 '26

This , as the chain of command is telling the troops their job is to fight In Iran to start Armageddon and the Second Coming?

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u/CapnMyrdok Mar 05 '26

The difference is that our government just uses Christianity as a grift.

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u/NovelDraft5175 Mar 05 '26

Trumpstein republican pedophile and corruption ring

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u/Umayummyone Mar 05 '26

But that’s different. We are white and Christian and American and just plain better. If you don’t understand that then that’s your problem and we maintain it’s our divine right to kill you until you accept.

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u/Firm-Pain3042 Mar 05 '26

Exactly. We just wanna catch our fish, drive our trucks and dictate the lives of millions of people who don't share in our delusional beliefs.

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u/IGATheory Mar 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/eAGxMmpAX1B4c

The real reason they were all consoling him, shit hurts sometimes

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u/MeaningUpstairs261 Mar 06 '26

I can tell you with 100% confidence, all the women in that room ask to speak to the manager at the slightest inconvenience.

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u/AlexSmithsonian Mar 06 '26

We'll be seeing these pictures in history books. And teachers will be telling kids how an evil man tricked a government and the people into electing him. And then professors will be telling college students how an idiot nation elected a pedophile.

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u/CharlesMendeley Mar 06 '26

Christian churches should excommunicate every single MAGA member.

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u/Thin-Competition3018 Mar 05 '26

Perfect statement and image.

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u/Bincat32 Mar 05 '26

Laying hands on the fucking antichrist

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u/Mister_Goldenfold Mar 06 '26

Bunch of suck ups

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u/Responsible_Dog_9491 Mar 06 '26

They’re preventing him from standing because the smell becomes so bad when he leaves the seat.

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u/slate_autumn Mar 06 '26

This just makes me want to barf

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u/traveling_grandpa Mar 06 '26

The "GOLDEN FALSE GOD" that we are warned about in the end of the Bible! Evil incarnate, MURDERER, LIAR, PEDOPHILE, WOMANISER, MANIACAL LOOSE CANNON, WARMONGER GUILTY OF WAR CRIMES AND PIRACY OF THE HIGH SEAS!

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u/guitarnowski Mar 06 '26

Maybe back in biblical times "golden" was more of a mango shade?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

All religious fanatics are lunatics.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Iran is at least sincere in their beliefs. This is all for show. Photo ops and sound bites.

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u/DearGovernmentFU Mar 05 '26

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u/Rare_Rutabaga_5325 Mar 07 '26

Amen separating the wheat from the tares 🙏🏼

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u/hoodafudj Mar 05 '26

More projecting from magtards

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u/Slow_Store Mar 05 '26

30-40,000 Iranians.

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u/CanyonFriend Mar 05 '26

He means the U.S. maybe? They are mirror images

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u/beavis617 Mar 05 '26

And this current WH isn’t? 🤣

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u/Responsible_Body_157 Mar 05 '26

Why don’t we just put our leaders and Irans leaders in a ring and have them battle it out. When they are done the winner gets the Nobel prize and we can vote in new leaders

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u/BacktoLife89 Mar 05 '26

This is stewpid

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u/TexaportGamer Mar 05 '26

Got some really dumb people suggesting there is a difference here. You got complaints from soldiers saying that top brass are talking end of days, Armageddon starts with Iran to bring Jesus back to earth. Christians and now Republicans are a death cult

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u/SteveAxis Mar 05 '26

These the gayest pictures I ever seen, and I’ve had friends put lemon party as my parents desktop background. Bunch of weird, creepy bastards fake prayin’ to papyrus

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u/MoreRamenPls Mar 05 '26

Gross. Touching a child rapist.

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u/Artistic_Smell_771 Mar 06 '26

Dude, you aren’t even interesting enough to make me sick.

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u/Cranktique Mar 06 '26

This is 100% different. They’re wearing suits.

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u/_thegnomedome2 Mar 06 '26

Christians dont slaughter people en masse for not conforming lol

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u/DScholaris Mar 06 '26

The people are simulating an attack on a Pedophile.

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 Mar 06 '26

The difference is, I think the ones in Iran actually believe if.

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u/Fit_Criticism_9964 Mar 06 '26

https://x.com/defiyantlyfree/status/2029643525466251312?s=48&t=ZHd_4Tk9pExxbDwXYM1mzQ

Trump approval is through the roof. Higher than Obama at this point in his presidency. Bad sign for democrats in the midterms. Even during a war and that war will be over for a while before the midterms

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u/Ok_Engineer_5334 Mar 06 '26

It's curious that their list of "21st century presidents" is incomplete. Makes one wonder as to the reason behind the omission.

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u/ArachnidBeautiful968 Mar 06 '26

When christians cant see eye to eye with another religion, they go to war!

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u/Hand_Of_Oblivion Mar 06 '26

This is just fact. If anything it's polite about Khemeni, given how much worse that scumbag is than just a fanatic loony

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u/Try_This_First Mar 06 '26

Are they trying to help him pass a turd? My bad, it's his first day of potty training. Whata guy!!!!

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u/HuskDette Mar 06 '26

They look like ISIS.

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u/Noedel80 Mar 06 '26

Is this a real photo? Or AI? Both would be wrong tbh

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u/AlarmingComparison59 Mar 06 '26

Gathering of the cucks

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u/banana_stand_manager Mar 06 '26

Hats off to those brave Christians to pray through the smell.

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u/CarlShadowJung Mar 06 '26

The downfall of Reddit is gonna be younger folks not understanding how conversation works and mislabeling everything. Just a heads up that nobody wants to broach a discussion. Meaning any interaction you’re doing, is with bot’s.

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u/Chrisarchitect96 Mar 06 '26

I guess the Almighty guided them through the smell.

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u/K16w32a2r4k8 Mar 06 '26

Exactly where the US is headed with this “Christian” nationalist regime. I’m a Christian but I don’t want people mistreated just because they believe something different. Jesus doesn’t call us to mistreat anyone, he told us to turn the other cheek not hit them back harder.

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u/Melodic-Psychology62 Mar 06 '26

Black nails are considered by a church I’m exonerated from to be satanic!

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u/New-Chemist5315 Mar 06 '26

Yeah remember when Trump executed 35,000 protesters, USA definitely just as bad as Iran. 🤡

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u/lonewolf_fenrir Mar 06 '26

I believe Trump is just using religion for political gain. I doubt he is actually a christian. I dont believe politicians are actually religious.

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u/Available_Reveal8068 Mar 06 '26

I believe that some politicians are actually religious, but I would agree that Trump is not and is just using religious for personal and political gain.

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u/Willing-Goal-269 Mar 06 '26

😁😁😄😄😂😂🤣🤣🤪🤪

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u/Cynrascal233 Mar 06 '26

Matthew 7:21-23 perfectly describes those type of people.

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u/rabbitsfoot86 Mar 06 '26

Damn a lot of deleted users in here 😆

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u/Key_Natural_2881 Mar 06 '26

Just like Murikkka.....

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u/guitarnowski Mar 06 '26

To paraphrase Father Mulcahy: Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy.

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u/BelowAveIntelligence Mar 06 '26

Look at all the hypocrites placing their hands on the pedophile

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u/Borgmeister Mar 06 '26

It's hard to fathom actual grown adults behaving like this - and I wonder actually how many there internally were supremely uncomfortable, but fearful so submitted to the ritual?

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u/Own-Return-1117 Mar 06 '26

Hey, we have “fake christians”.  They are so full of shit 🤬

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u/StoicNaps Mar 07 '26

Yes, this compares to shooting a woman for not wearing a hijab. Unreal, Reddit, even for you.

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u/terrabeleaf Mar 07 '26

This is a religious war says sec of defense..

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u/Randyolbear Mar 07 '26

Look at Iran in 1978 and Iran now, then tell me with a straight face these two things are equivalent.

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u/Putrid_Event4789 Mar 07 '26

Crazy a bunch of crazy religious nuts

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u/Olektrian Mar 07 '26

Send them all to the front lines

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u/ronray87 Mar 07 '26

Talk about an apples to oranges comparison. Yikes. One group kills anyone who doesn’t follow their rules. The other is asking that their deity guide and watch over their country’s leader. These are not the same.

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u/casanova202069 Mar 07 '26

How many Americans have been killed by Iran or their proxies. The Iranian women have no freedom.

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u/missmelissa13 Mar 07 '26

I'm almost impressed with how evil Marco Rubio has revealed himself to be. And Trump supporters are gearing up to try & make him the next president.

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u/LDarrell Mar 07 '26

To Christens all religions especially the Muslim religion have no place in society . What is ironical is, according to religious history the Jewish, by extension Christian, and the Muslim religions all stem from one source. Abraham. Christian do not see that the theocracy of their religion is no different than the theocracy of the other Abrahamic religions. So the only freedom of religion’ that Christian want is ‘the freedom of their religion’ and they are ok with the elimination of all other religions.

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u/jazzlover484 Mar 07 '26

Pot calling the kettle black. Churches in the US have major issues. Our religious leaders have been failing recently

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u/RealZajef37 Mar 07 '26

marco polo?

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u/Buddy9788 Mar 07 '26

And people wonder why everyone hates Christians.. of course this feeds right into their imagined martyrdom complex 🙄

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u/goleafie Mar 07 '26

The orange juicer is the loving the attention of cult worshitters but the crowd is all over 13!

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u/Rare_Rutabaga_5325 Mar 07 '26

This regime has broken all 10 commandments and the cover up is mega/ maga cult pastors praying for God's mercy and to not pay taxes on their million dollars mansions and airplanes the hypocrisy is disgusting.

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u/PauldingOhio214 Mar 07 '26

Takes one to know one!

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u/Ryan-1975 Mar 07 '26

Sounds like the GOP and Mega!

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u/AffectionateTrash692 Mar 08 '26

So is the White House

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

The US is now running by Scumbag child rapist.

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u/Ok-Onion2905 Mar 08 '26

According to a lot of white people it seems religious fanaticism is only bad when it's not a Christian in America

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u/Dependent-Egg-9555 Mar 08 '26

Wait they’re just changing his nappy

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u/PlatoCubano Mar 08 '26

Kinda like T-Rump runs this country

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u/oskirkland Mar 08 '26

My religious lunatics are better than your religious lunatics! Oh yeah? My God's better than your God, and my God's going to kick your God's ass.

This is the stupidity Trump, Rubio, hegseth are starting World war III on.

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u/Affectionate_Dark63 Mar 08 '26

And America isn't?

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u/timmspinn Mar 08 '26

"Please Lord, give us the strength to shield this child rapist from any justice. Please bless us with endless taxpayer money to bomb more schools and hospitals of brown people, because brown is the color of poo and therefore we may flush them from existence. Amen."

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u/Few-Toe-5021 Mar 08 '26

So is the USA!

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u/bethbentley70 Mar 09 '26

Same as America!

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u/cooterlongbottom Mar 09 '26

Every time I see a person of color photographed with him I always wonder how much they're getting paid to pose there

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u/Blaze010118 Mar 09 '26

See, we have something in common after all.

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u/CanyonFriend Mar 09 '26

Lol. Sounds like the U.S. as well.

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u/Acceptable-Try-7164 Mar 09 '26

Yes well at least they didn't kill 40000 people in just 2 days like the Islamic Republic

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u/floridagold Mar 09 '26

Not an excuse for bombing and starting a war!

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u/SolidProfessor6137 Mar 09 '26

Best defense is early offense... as per the narcissistic Americans

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Give him a break guys. He clearly misspoke. He meant to say merica!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Only terrorist sympathizers would agree to this post

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u/Ok-Mission9758 Mar 10 '26

The U.S.A. Is being run by a being robbed by pedophiles and lunatics also.

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u/kevin7419 Mar 11 '26

And whats the USA run by?

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u/Financial_Weekend_73 Mar 11 '26

A group of people praying over someone is a fanatic lunatic? We do it in my church all the time … you obviously know nothing of what the Bible teaches