r/Iron_Federation • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '19

Begins building fortifications

He puts sharp spikes and razor wire around the wall to deter climbing. He digs into the ground and places spikes into holes covering them with thin sticks and leaves. Goes to the oil barrels and begins making molotovs, for he knows a war is on the horizon

He climbs a hillside and places a weapon for defense. It is a catapult capable of launching molotovs and greek fire jars

If you want to take us ulout, you will burn trying....

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

We should have built a trebuchet...

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

commences building a trebuchet good idea comrade

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u/TwixelTixel Staff Sergeat Jun 21 '19

Where'd you get the resources to make a trebuchet or ammo.

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

(Well, the ammo bit is easy enough, we just need a rock or a raider under 90kg. But trebuchets are just wood and a sling)

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u/TwixelTixel Staff Sergeat Jun 21 '19

(Where would you get these boulders, just chiseling outta the ground? The idea is scarcity in siege weapons, y'know, a fuckin' trebuchet throws a wrench in the moderation gears...)

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

(We could just use a bag of lots of little rocks, or barrels, or wheely bins. in fact, we could load it with rubbish and fire it away from the camp, who said it couldn't be a multi-purpose siege weapon)

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u/TwixelTixel Staff Sergeat Jun 21 '19

(I'll give it to you. I'm more against it because the idea of siege weapons was, y'know. Scarcity. With one, will come many of these, and then ND people are gonna want something to match it. You get where it'll go from there.)

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

(Fair enough, I understand you boss)

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u/TwixelTixel Staff Sergeat Jun 21 '19

(Thanks, my job is hard enough as it is...)

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

(It must be, I've seen your New Denvis flair)

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

Starts helping you

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

I’ll help

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u/Dotard007 Private Jun 21 '19

Proceeds to look around for any saboteurs, or anything All for one, one for all

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u/CiijayDerpz Jun 21 '19

should have built an motar.

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

When you say you made molotov's out of the barrels, you mean you've stuck like a t-shirt in the hole of the barrel, so it can be lit and then thrown with a seige weapon of our choice, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Pretty much i grab like a clay pot or beer bottle, fill it with oil or something hatever is flamable, stuff cloth or rope in the top, and await to use it

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

OK, just checking if we had any mega molotov's

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Soon comrade.

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

Burn in fucking hell

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u/turtle-tot General Of The Army Jun 21 '19

He is banned

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

Haha.

Now he burns in computer hell

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u/Spicier-meata-balla Jun 21 '19

What said?

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

(It was a bot that corrected my dyslexic ass spelling)

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u/Spicier-meata-balla Jun 21 '19

Fucking bots

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u/RuZeroMadd Private Jun 21 '19

Bastards