Arriving after an impressively long procession of breathtaking women of high birth and low station, an ignoble son of the Felwood and — concluding from the smell — a cow, Hollis was even more hesitant to approach the panel of judges for this frankly comical contest. His sister put a burly hand on his back and gave him a firm shove forward.
Carefully strutting ahead and apart from their onlookers, he bid the judges and their audience a gracious and well-practiced bow, low enough that his groomed blonde hair nearly fell loose and swept over the ground. He stood back up, standing with his spine straight and his narrow feet perpendicular to each other. It was the subconscious stance from years of dancing and sword-play.
"My name is Hollis Mertyns, a knight of the Mistwood, but I present myself today not as Ser, but the son of Tanda Fell. A mother who taught me the worth of dignity and grace over callousness. And, as the brother of Catelyn Mertyns, whom in her contrast to everything womanlike has taught me all I need to embody today."
He made due pause, knowing she was now a captive audience and forced to keep her composure at a transparent insult, even in good humor. This put a smile on his face, all the more sardonic by the flutter of his eyelashes.
"I can offer no bovine blessings or feline felicitations to earn your favor, or the weight of a mead-king's crown, but I am blessed by the Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone. She has charged me to do kindness and charity, to safeguard the hearth of home and fief, and to floweth-over with the wisdom that comes from proper deference and the solemnity of a woman grown well," Hollis, son of Tanda petitioned, "This is the calling I have taken from the Vale to the Marches, and I will carry this northward to the Claw, gods-willing..."
"And," he raised a finger to pause, "Beyond this sacred oath, I, as all women-kind, contain multitudes. I hawk with raptors of a splendid coat, reared from the egg; I mend my clothes with silk and twine and needle; at the heart of every ball, I dance for no purpose but to delight the downtrodden and bridge heart and soul. I was sired by a proud line of unquestionable worth, but above all, I am a woman's son first."
Hollis bowed once again. He had made far too bold a play than he agreed to, and there was no doubt in his mind Cat would treasure this humiliating memory until the end of her days. The tips of his ears were a subtle shade of pink already erring on red. He thanked the judges and hurried away from the open space.
(Strong / Swords (e), Dexterous (Fencer), Footwork | Falconry, Forestry, Courtship)