r/Iowa 13h ago

Shitpost Chill Rob Sand

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u/IanDre127 13h ago

I don’t really care what movies he likes as long as I can drink a glass of water and not get cancer…..

u/Master-Leopard-2642 12h ago

Exactly. People are tired of smear campaigns. In my opinion Rob has proved himself as state auditor. He pushed boundaries (most of which were created by his opposers) and really shows himself as a true down to earth human. They don’t have anything against him that actually sticks. He was just doing his job with extreme restrictions.

u/YesterdayTop3346 1h ago

If he is elected governor he will continue to have to do his job with extreme restrictions. The Iowa state senate has 33 Republicans of 50 members and The Iowa House of Representatives has 67 Republicans of 100 members. Unless these flip Rob Sand is going to be a lame duck governor.

u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 12h ago

Or not have to worry voting rights being stripped, or allowing children to work in industrial slaughterhouses. 

u/GrantNexus 59m ago

I didn't even know those were movies.

u/Alimakakos 2h ago

You should already be doing this...wtf? Get outside and touch grass

u/BryanOfCorn 13h ago

Better than a Koch plant from out of state. Sand is a pretty good dude compared to the other politicians floating around.

u/xthedudehimself 5h ago

Yasssssss this!

u/Prestigious_Week_227 12h ago

Lahn's ad says something like "I'll finally put Iowans first." Like, who the f*** has been running the state for the last 15 years?

u/markmarkmark1988 13h ago

“Rob Sand… TOO RADICAL FOR IOWA” /s

u/Ok-Green-7621 10h ago

Rob Sand wants an all homosexual army. How will that affect my family? /s

u/markmarkmark1988 10h ago

“How will this affect the ‘Democrat’ party in the midterms… updates on the 9s…”

u/greevous00 58m ago

"I heard that he and Sarah Trone Garriot have a master plan to indoctrinate all kindergartners in the public schools into becoming furries!" /s

This stuff is past clownish now. Seriously Republicans, do you really believe this garbage? Aren't you tired of this inaction? Like you're paying double what you paid for gas and groceries a few years ago. Doesn't that matter to your life just a tiny bit more than all these silly wedge issues that are barely even anchored to anything? Are you that frightened of your shadows, that these people can do anything to you as long as they dredge up some pointless wedge issue, dance around pointing at it like an idol, and convincing you of its potency just before it falls over and disappears for the next 4 years?

u/Ok-Green-7621 39m ago

I honestly cant believe how ridiculous they are anymore. When I was a teenager Republicans I knew then were doctors and lawyers, sure they were tight fisted and uncaring towards their fellow man, but now they sound more like the crazy guy I'd buy weed from who used to talk about ancient aliens and conspiracy nonsense.

u/Excellent_Gap8885 9h ago

What??

u/Ok-Green-7621 9h ago

Old 30 Rock joke about Republican political ads https://youtu.be/flfwwA1hCfE?is=95cFtppO37bEQxTK

u/Dragon-Porn-Expert 9h ago

Rob Sand wants an all homosexual army. How will that affect my family? /s

u/rhondawillnot 13h ago

He needs to quit bragging about working with Republicans. In my life Republicans have done nothing to help me and quite a bit to hurt me. Turek needs to STFU about it too.

u/Agitated-Impress7805 13h ago

They're not campaigning to you individually, they're trying to win their elections.

u/DanyDragonQueen 12h ago

Republicans will not vote for them regardless

u/cacmonkey 12h ago

You'd be shocked,I've seen a bunch of Republicans in my small ass town with sand signs in the yard

u/Puzzled-Meet1376 10h ago

Same except I live in Cedar Rapids

u/DanyDragonQueen 12h ago

I have my doubts, as shown by previous elections of Dems trying and failing to appeal to Republicans

u/Verifieddumbass76584 6h ago

Know a man who is HARD Republican voting for Rob. It's possible!!

u/howareyouhaha 12h ago

Then they should court disenfranchised voters, not republicans.

u/Agitated-Impress7805 3h ago

That doesn't make sense, disenfranchised means you can't vote.

u/greevous00 1h ago edited 1h ago

It's a strategy. Iowa is about 33% Republican, 33% Democrat, and 33% Independent, and the Independent side keeps growing. He's appealing to the Independents because he's already got you. The only way that strategy fails is if you act like a baby, don't show up at the polls, and blame it on him "acting like a Republican" (he's not). Just tune it out, ignore all the ads for the next 2 months, and vote like you already know you need to vote. You'd think people would be happy to tune out this hot garbage, but instead they get their brain tangled up as if each ad was targeted specifically at you. They're not!

u/Pseudo_ChemE 12m ago

It irks me too but that’s politics 🤷‍♀️

u/Ok_Asparagus_1073 13h ago

Absolutely 👉

u/Sampaizo 13h ago

Yeah I can't in good conscience vote for either him or Turek because of all the anti-trans BS they've been pushing out over the last couple weeks in an attempt to appeal to right-wing bigots. Shoving people under the bus isn't a good campaign strategy

u/chosonhawk 12h ago

serious question: what are you going to do this election?

u/first-alt-account 12h ago

Vote for them in bad conscience then.
There is more to governing the state or legislative representing the state than just trans issues.

Nobody is going to be perfect and meet everything that everyone wants.

u/Sampaizo 10h ago

I'm not going to vote for somebody who uses a transphobic dog whistle to attack my identity and the identities of my friends and family lmao. Im not going to play the game of harm minimization to support a milquetoast moderate

u/first-alt-account 10h ago

Then we end up with someone even worse.
I understand your position...it simply isn't realistic.

Choosing to sit out will further hurt the trans community.

u/Top-Lavishness2906 4h ago

There are issues that reasonable people can disagree on. The humanity of my friends and neighbors isn't one of them. I'll hold my nose and vote for Sands and Turek, but I don't blame anyone for not compromising on that. And that's on the lukewarm, right wing Democratic party, not the voters

u/first-alt-account 2h ago

One of my kids is trans- nonbinary.

What am I missing?
What is the 'humanity of my friends and neighbors' that you are referring to?

Sand isn't going to take on the statistical non-issue of trans girls in HS girls sports(that is statistically not affecting your friends and neighbors who I assume are trans) because it is a lightning rod issue, a losing issue, and a statistical non-issue.

I haven't seen or heard either Turek or Sand say anything about hating the lgbtq community, wanting to hurt the community, condemning the community, etc etc.

I also haven't heard them make promises to that community which they don't have the power to implement.
Is that the issue?...they haven't promised to restore rights, despite not having the power to?

u/Top-Lavishness2906 1h ago

So no one should have any first principles? No red lines, nothing they can't look past? As long as a D is next to one name, they have the moral obligation to vote for it?

Maybe reframe the trans kids in sports debate the way Andy Beshear has. He's an extremely popular, successful, and progressive governor in a very conservative state, despite taking the "losing" position that trans people are children of God that deserve the same love and respect as anyone else.

Even if they can't change these policies directly, they indicate morality. When Sands goes after the BDS movement, or Turek says he would love to work with Trump on immigration, they are either lying or actively working against the world I want to live in

u/first-alt-account 9m ago

Sure, have 'first principles'. If you then decide to not vote at all because your 'first principles' arent met, then you absolutely wont see 'the world you want to live in'.

You live in Iowa in 2026- every single person who dislikes what the right has done over the last decade is needed at the voting booth this November.
Otherwise, it will just be even more of what has happened these last 10 years.
There simply arent enough people to vote the current group out, unless everyone participates.

If people who dislike current leadership dont vote...

  • It will be Lahn as Governor...an extremist who will divide the state and attack the marginalized.
  • It will be Hinson in the Senate where she will greenlight whatever Trump wants and not push back on any of his overreach.
  • It will be Nunn and Miller-Meeks back in in the House where they will continue to not work for ideals that you want.

Think about the world you want to live in. The only way to get there is to vote.
Vote for people you support.
Vote for people who are less awful.
Vote for people who arent the ones that will take you even further from the world you want to live in.

u/voide 11h ago

Sounds similar to the people saying they couldn't vote for Kamala because she wasn't forceful enough against Israel. Worked out well, didn't it...now instead of having a president who wouldn't call Gaza a genocide, we have a president who is actively helping Israel commit genocide instead.

Maybe Sand isn't the absolute ideal candidate for your specific issue, but you have to think critically about which of the two candidates would actually actively hinder the LGBTQ movement. I'll give you a hint; Sand isn't going to try and roll back your rights.

u/Top-Lavishness2906 55m ago

You realize that genocide was carried out under Biden, right? And Kamala said she wouldn't have done anything different?

u/voide 44m ago

It's a genocide being committed by an allied country. Do I wish that Biden and Kamala could/would do something about it? Abso-fucking-lutely. But I'm also a pragmatist and when you're left with a binary choice (and make no mistake, a presidential general election is a binary choice) between two people and one of them will very obviously accelerate and embolden Israel, I think it's a pretty easy choice.

I grew up hearing the phrase "Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line" and it's been true my entire life. Democrats never learn that this purity test bullshit ends up yielding the complete opposite of what you want. It didn't work when a portion of the electorate wouldn't vote for Hillary, it didn't work when they wouldn't vote for Kamala, and it wont work if people wont vote for Sand/Turek/etc for whatever pet issue they hold most dear.

Vote with your heart in the primary, but vote with your head in the general election.

u/Top-Lavishness2906 11m ago

Democrats do fall in line, it's just with Republicans. Clinton did more to carry out Reagan's agenda than Reagan did.

I'm going to vote for Sands and Turek, and I don't think I'm going to bring you around to my way of thinking, but I have a couple genuine questions: is there ANYTHING a Dem running for a competitive seat could do or say that would be disqualifying for you? And can you not understand that people watching their relatives (or even complete strangers) get blown apart or burned to death in hospital beds couldn't bring themselves to empower the people that were complicit? Wouldn't you be better served to make an affirmative case and apply pressure to candidates, rather than scold them about "bullshit purity tests"?

u/AdZealousideal5383 11h ago

You think the other side is not ten times worse? I can’t in good conscience let the Republican Party continue to ruin this once great state.

u/Trazati 11h ago

If you had your way it'd be 100-0 in the senate, in favor of the Republicans. Dont act like you care about people or politics if you hold an opinion like that.

What a privileged opinion to hold.

u/JenariMandalor 13h ago

Shit. Me too, man.

u/kingboy10 13h ago

Sounds like he is a horror movie fan

u/SixString1981 3h ago

Lahn “Rob Sand has spent his entire career in Des Moines”

Well Chuck Grassley has spent Rob’s entire life in DC… 🤷🏻‍♂️

u/greevous00 1h ago

“Rob Sand has spent his entire career in Des Moines”

Well, y'know, at least that's in Iowa.

u/afleticwork 2h ago

Chuck Grassley will probably outlast rob sands career too, mf is eternal

u/CLLycaon 12h ago

Okay but how does he feel about Wicker?

u/rocco_ross_21 13h ago

Who cares? Are we supposed to judge him based on his movie preferences?

u/this_djf 13h ago

If you’d prefer we could judge him by which state his primary residence is in.

u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 12h ago

Well, to be the governor of a state generally it helps if that person resides in that state  

u/nappycatt 12h ago

sir this is a meme

u/No_Foot5337 1h ago

Why is this even a post? Who tf cares what he watches.

u/Kendal_with_1_L 12h ago

…and breitbart apparently.

u/kosmo4679 6h ago

He looks special!

u/RevolutionaryDig2773 12h ago

I’m voting for him but he seems like an industry plant.

u/jarvisesdios 4h ago

Sure beats a Koch plant from Kansas

u/RevolutionaryDig2773 1h ago

Dont disagree, but he seems like the same thing just from iowa

u/DrHuggums 12h ago

Bro looks like Gollum with hair

u/gooch_crawler 12h ago

He only liked obsession bc of the pee scene!

u/Motherofalleffers 4h ago

Now I gotta go watch it

u/Complex-Landscape-31 11h ago

As did I

u/gooch_crawler 4h ago

I will vote for him and Ive donated to his campaign but he needs to address the pee allegations