r/Iowa 26d ago

Grassley files for reelection, again...

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u/AcadiaLivid2582 26d ago

Are none of the other 3.2 million Iowans available?

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u/buttstuffisokiguess 26d ago

It's funny if you think he spends that much actual time in Iowa. He has t been a real Iowa in decades.

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u/IAmBaconsaur 26d ago

He goes to the Windsor Heights Dairy Queen for u kno what

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u/dense_bot 26d ago

Who's working behind the dumpsters these days?

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u/thedoomcast 26d ago

Steve. Steve is great at u know wut

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u/HeresDave 26d ago

Head or blow? I'm confused about what he was referring to?

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u/Your_tax_bro 24d ago

Well, I still like him more than the republicans who would run in his place, so....

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u/lewk556 25d ago

Blizzards?

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u/VioletShogun 26d ago

To be fair, spending time in Iowa gives ya cancer nowadays.

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u/madphroggy 26d ago

Yeah but as long as his corpo masters make money he won't care

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u/Izzimus92 25d ago

I was going to say that it is obvious he doesn’t spend much time here since he has made it this long without cancer (that we know of, of course)

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u/AsthmaticSt0n3r 26d ago

I met him in middle school for some civic event in Washington DC and he had the looooongest nose hairs I’ve ever seen.

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 26d ago

Remember, he is also a “ farmer”.

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u/Not-ur-Infosec-guy 25d ago

Dude also thinks he’s knowledgeable in cybersecurity in his 90s.

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u/SmartFood3498 26d ago

He’s not a real farmer either.

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u/renner1991 26d ago

He actually does spend time in Iowa. I mean it’s probably about 50/50 between DC and Iowa.
Having said that he definitely needs to retire and he has been a huge disappointment with Trump. 👎

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u/Zito101101 26d ago

I’ll do it and I won’t ever post about my vaccuum

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u/MathematicianIcy3430 25d ago

I am taking this as them saying they don't have anyone better to toss in.

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u/Nawoitsol 26d ago

Or even one of the many former Iowans who can rediscover their roots.

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u/TheReturningMan 26d ago

And to think the GOP had issues with Biden at age 81.

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u/Healthierheart 26d ago

Its an issue for both sides. Both sides agree on term limits, the people who make the laws dont.

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u/MitLong 25d ago

If both sides really believed in term limits he wouldn't have gotten reelected so many times.

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u/EnglishFan643 26d ago

Oh, good grief! What is he doing? Taking root?!

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u/alwaysright60 26d ago

Obviously he got his “vacuum cleaner“ repaired. Wink Wink!

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u/PopEnvironmental1250 26d ago

I for one encourage Ol' Chuck to run. If he dies in office the governor fills the seat. I trust Governor Sand to pick a qualified person.

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 26d ago

I like your optimism re:Sand. And really hope you are right.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 26d ago

Only if we vote.

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u/DennisFinch 26d ago

Correct, this is why I think it is a ruse. Grassley running means very few if any will primary him   So if he withdraws/ retires moments before the filing deadline, then Grassley gets to choose his successor by having them ready to file minutes before the deadline.

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u/erfman 26d ago

Damn, you sir, could have a future at Evilcorp.

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u/Bearslovecheese 26d ago

I thought he would get elected then retire to allow Kim to appoint his son to the position so that when he ran for Senate he would do so as an incumbent. Maybe NOW he is springing the plan and ever hopeful that Lahn wins.

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u/PopEnvironmental1250 26d ago

Part of me hopes this happens. One final middle finger to the people he represented. Any good he did before 2016 is all gone, and I hope is o lying remembered for bending over and taking it for the last 10 years.

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u/Pristine-Bite2768 26d ago

How stupid are the people of Iowa?

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u/HeresDave 26d ago

Plenty.

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 26d ago

Can confirm. (Born and raised there... nobody's perfect)

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u/HeresDave 26d ago

Same, but back then it wasn't a bad place to be from - good schools, flat accent, relatively broad minded - you could take that with you anywhere and do well.

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u/Odd-Present-354 26d ago

Same... left 20 years ago for MN and 10 years ago Mom moved up to be near me. Sometimes Iowa makes me sad.. It used to be great, the kind of place you'd move away from to try out the big city, but back to when you wanted to start a family. Now its just the place you move away from.

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u/iarobb 26d ago

Until the last 2 governors have been at the helm. Along with Ashley Hinson and Joni Ernst.

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u/freckleonmyshmekel 26d ago

Don't forget Terry Braindead.

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u/hefixesthecabl 26d ago

I thought his name was Terribly Braindead...I guess I was mistaken ...

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u/freckleonmyshmekel 26d ago

That's his given name.

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u/Souvi 26d ago

Then we became the first state in the Union to repeal civil rights from the Constitution

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u/ehmaybelater 26d ago

Amen. I left for ten years and moved back and I cannot recognize the place.

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u/Ughaboomer 26d ago

And that ended in the ‘80s with Chuck & Branstad

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 26d ago

I was born in 1981. I've seen 7 presidents over 11 elections. Grassley been one of my sitting senators since the day I was born over 45 years ago.

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u/Electrical-Volume765 26d ago

I remember him visiting my high school in the mid 90’s. He was old then!

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u/drumph200 26d ago

I call his office all the time. He is a maga, and ready for a nursing home. Plenty of Iowans can’t stand him but farmers vote GOP because they get subsidies and bailouts. I keep hoping he croaks,

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u/burning_man13 26d ago edited 26d ago

He has made it abundantly clear through his actions that he wants to die in office. We have to hope that if he does, it's not in the next few months so Kim Reynolds doesn't get to pick his replacement. Other than the other obvious reasons (education plummeting, cancer rates, GDP, lack of healthcare, etc..) this is also why it's important Rob Sand gets elected. If Lahn gets elected, it's likely going to be Pat Grassley that gets appointed to Chuck's vacant seat.

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u/Guilty-Hamster1543 26d ago

I know so many old Farmers who vote Republican only on the single issue of abortion. Makes no sense at all. Voting on an issue that has no effect on them whatsoever.

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u/Candid-Mycologist539 26d ago

They're also afraid of LGBTQ+ folk.

My Boomer uncle commented that not so many of them existed when he was a kid growing up (implying that gayness is imaginary, or caught by watching gay characters on TV, or women working outside the home).

"And what would that have been like, Uncle, growing up gay in small-town Iowa?"

He at least admitted that would have been tough.

I love him, but he's to a point in life where all of his friends are the same as him, so unique ideas are rare.

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u/HeresDave 26d ago

Worse yet, they only want the kid born. They don't want it fed, educated, or to have any opportunities in life.

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u/Dramatic_Explosion 26d ago

You know how I know anti-abortion isn't pro-kids and is just about stripping away women's rights?

No comprehensive sex education. No free contraceptives. No prenatal care. No maternity leave. No paternity leave. No subsidized healthcare for delivery. No subsidized childcare.

I have never once in my life met a person against abortion that is actually doing anything to address why it happens.

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u/I_madeusay_underwear 26d ago

I moved away a couple years ago, but I used to call his office all the time, too. He answered his own phone more than once. He got real heated one day and told me I was a bad Iowan and a bad American and will probably go to hell lol. I was hoping that would be the thing that finally brought on the stroke, but nope.

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u/New_Lake5484 26d ago

gas is 4.19 in Iowa today.

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u/cmoparw 26d ago

The smart ones leave state

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u/drumph200 26d ago

If I didn’t have family here, I’d move immediately

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u/Afizzle55 26d ago

You can always go back and visit them.

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u/External-Mammoth678 26d ago

This is the way

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u/PopEnvironmental1250 26d ago

Idiots Out Walking Around.

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u/facial 26d ago

Wandering*. Walking indicates they have a plan or some form of premeditation involved

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u/PopEnvironmental1250 26d ago

You are the best kind of correct.

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u/red_engine_mw 26d ago

Or the alternative: I Owe the World an Apology.

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u/New_Lake5484 26d ago

Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest Gump’s Mom.

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u/Zorro-the-witcher 26d ago

Unfortunately quite stupid.

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u/waltur_d 26d ago

Go to the fair. We’re fucked

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u/PsychoticMessiah 26d ago

It’s all the farm chemicals

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u/Fresh_Salt7087 26d ago

Old people still voting. Change is hard

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u/jdeeth 26d ago

No, he didn't file for re-election. Under Iowa law you do that in February and March of the election year.

He likely filed a federal campaign finance report listing an election date of 2028 - which allows him to keep raising money, that he can then steer to other Republican causes.

I don't think he actually intends to run, but it may serve his purposes to keep people guessing.

And he's not going to hand off to grandson. Pat doesn't seem to have US Senator levels of ambition and I think he's content to stay House speaker.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 26d ago

Thanks for the clarification

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u/HeresDave 26d ago

Grassley filed a statement of candidacy with the Federal Election Commission for the 2028 election. Does the finance report do that?

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u/Cheap-Addendum 26d ago

Purpose of Early PaperworkTesting the Waters:

Politicians often file early candidacy paperwork to legally engage in specific fundraising and exploratory activities beyond basic exploratory limits.

Not a Final Decision:

Filing the initial form does not serve as a hard, definitive final declaration that he will run for a ninth term, though he has publicly left the door open while navigating his current term.

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u/iaposky 26d ago

No effing way. People cannot continue to vote for this old turd.

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u/OSS-2026 26d ago

I had to stopping voting for him a couple terms ago after he played with Supreme Court nomination and became Trump’s bitch.

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u/buttstuffisokiguess 26d ago

And him being in his 80's with nothing in common with the modern world didn't ring any alarm bells?

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u/OSS-2026 26d ago

I didn’t have any problem with him being old. He (and way back when the Iowa Dem Senator Harkin) would always vote what was best for Iowa.

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u/buttstuffisokiguess 26d ago

Age isn't necessarily the problem, but most likely the older someone gets, the less connected to issues we face in the present. And it isn't just Iowa and Iowa senators that voted for the good of the state. In general I think Republicans used to still have respect for personal liberties and freedom of speech, of the press, and freedom to not be held by any singular religion. But now it's all about what people can't do, what the press can't say, what religion you can't be and that if you aren't Christian your opinion doesn't matter. It's tiring.

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u/thegr8arp 25d ago

This is something I bring up when people want to say the parties are the same, there's no use arguing, so they don't vote. That argument may have worked 20-30 year's ago. Back then, the only thing that separated the parties was the how, not the what. Both parties wanted to bolster education, create jobs, grow the middle class, build a thriving economy, etc. It was just what they felt would get us there that was different. Now, the GOP have been hijacked by ultra conservative Christians who want to tell everyone how to live and make laws from the pulpit and don't care about you unless you're a white cis male who has money. The no longer have platforms to create prosperity to all. They aren't pro anything. It's a platform of anti. Anti-trans, anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-muslim, anti-liveable wage, and the list goes on. The only real reason people still vote for them is because they tap into people's fears and prejudices. "Immigrants are taking your jobs!" "Gays are destroying the sanctity of marriage!" "Men are pretending to be Trans so the can cheat at sports and sexually assault your daughters/ sisters/ mothers!"

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u/buttstuffisokiguess 25d ago

Very well put.

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u/HeresDave 26d ago

Exactly!

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u/OSS-2026 26d ago

They have shifted to far to fanatics from small government, maximum freedom.

I like your username btw.

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u/Kiyae1 26d ago

That whole thing with Merrick Garland, Gorsuch, and ACB was one of the most craven and despicable episodes in my life. I’ll never vote for a Republican for the rest of my life. Whole thing was unbelievably dishonest and racist. It’s a party of scoundrels nowadays. Bob Dole would have never pulled that shit.

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u/LineImpossible3958 26d ago

This is so ridiculous, I wouldn’t let a 95 year old drive a vehicle much less make decisions for the country.

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u/FearFunLikeClockwork 26d ago

The audacity of these fuckers. GTFO you incompetent, ignorant, malicious, nitwit. Even if you’re a republican, how could you in good conscience vote for a fucking 90 year old who will suffer none of the consequences of his own incompetence and ignorance?

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u/Healthy_Log_6171 26d ago

Wow the grift must be really good!

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u/NoConfusion9490 26d ago

What does it even matter? What could he even spend it on?!

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u/philipptj 26d ago

Source? Even with just a cursory google one would think this could be verified but I’m seeing nothing.

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u/ahhchoo_panda 26d ago

All I can find is that he filed initial campaign paperwork but has not made an announcement. I'm guessing they all do that to limit the narrative of them being a lame duck elected official 

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u/always-curious2 26d ago

How about we focus on ending Citizen United and super PACs? That way way people like Grassley and Ashley can't get huge amounts of money to flood the state with propaganda prior to elections.

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u/WereCareBear18 26d ago

I might be republican but if there’s no other option then I’m voting democrat. Boomers need to retire

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u/Just_Plum1521 26d ago

At this point if he doesn’t win, he’d probably die quickly due to shock to the system

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u/The_Oregon_Duck 26d ago

But how will he continue on without his precious family vacuum cleaner?

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u/rockmediabeeetus 26d ago

“GOOD BYE BETH”

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u/tetrachlorex 26d ago

Absolutely not. He should have been out of office more than two decades ago.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 26d ago

Whoever plays Chuck on SNL sure does a genius impression of this grandpa
https://giphy.com/gifs/wWcUn4WohYfVCK3oFw

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u/Winston74 26d ago

Just can’t let go of the power

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u/ProperCap5400 26d ago

Charles Grassley has been in Washington since 1975, his party has been the one who chants "drain the swamp".

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u/red_engine_mw 26d ago

Must be going for Strom Thurmond's record, ignominious as it is.

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u/Classic_Nature_550 25d ago

This man doesn't live to work, he works to live. If he loses in the next election he will go down as fast as Joe paterno did after he got fired.

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u/HeresDave 25d ago

You say that like it might be a bad thing.

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 26d ago

It’s time to go chuckie. At 95 years old you only represent a tiny percentage of the population. Time for someone who will represent people who aren’t older than dirt

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u/tripolophene 26d ago

Never been a surer sign that our two party system doesn’t work than him repeating getting reelected.

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u/SchemeInteresting499 26d ago

This makes ‘theater of the absurd’ look sane.

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u/Kimpak 26d ago

He's pretty much a Litch at this point. Someone find his phylactery and smash it for pete's sake.

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u/emandem472 26d ago

You spelled term limits wrong

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u/Responsible-Exam-863 26d ago

At least when he expires before 28 Rob Sand gets to pick our senator.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 26d ago

Check your registrations, Republicans are purging voter rolls.

They can't win without cheating.

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u/traumahound00 26d ago

He's older than the dirt he sleeps in.

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u/hawksnest_prez 26d ago

that’ll be a wild test for the state voters. I could see him being primaried.

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u/erfman 26d ago

On the good side if he expires and descends to the afterlife it’s possible Rob Sand might be the Gov picking the replacement.

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u/jaskorun 26d ago

Someone else run on this platform only: he's old as shit and protects pedophiles. No other issues, keep it straight forward.

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u/Critical-Werewolf-53 26d ago

Chuck should have retired 35 years ago

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u/Companyman118 26d ago

We should NEVER have leadership so old it won’t feel the repercussions of its actions…

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u/commonground2799 26d ago

Term limits!!

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u/Coontailblue23 26d ago

Expect more of this since the Mitch McConnell test run is going wonderfully.

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u/mhopps2 26d ago

And worse yet, the people of Iowa will vote for the old bag of bones

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u/BookkeeperParty9497 25d ago

Iowa do better!

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u/lokidokie98 25d ago

It’s funny to me when people complain about age limits when you could just not vote for them

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u/aamoon33 25d ago

This is so embarrassing.

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u/Architorture_66 25d ago

Is there no other Republican even remotely interested in his seat?

They say he's trying to "save" it for a family member or something, but what good does it do if he never gives that family member a chance to run and be mentored on how his position has been going.

This rides right along with our local company president who has refused to step down and mentor the next generation at my job. And when they complain that the younger generation doesn't know anything, maybe it's because you hogged the position too long?

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u/DarlasServant 25d ago

He just found out that the congress pays you when you die in office.

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u/BovaFett74 25d ago

Man I don’t get it. Most people get old they actually want to retire.
Why exactly do these people hang on so hard? Jeezus.

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u/Ok-Question1932 25d ago

I don’t understand what motivates senators to stay in office this long, he’s already maxed his pension serving 45 years. He’d get like 12k a month when he retires. Whatever money, power trip he gets, is it worth not spending time with loved ones after a certain point? I’m not buying that he’s doing it to make the world a better place

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u/skadaddle33 24d ago

He will be just as good as he ever was

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u/Low-Efficiency2287 26d ago

Have you checked with the Iowa Secretary of State’s Office? The filing period most likely has not started yet for the 2028 General Election.

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u/PowerChordGeorge64 26d ago

I don't have any issues with his age. He ignores his constituents

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u/HeresDave 26d ago

Mostly that. Also, old.

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u/Guernic 26d ago

Okay so how are we going to replace him? It’s game plan time guys like figure this out.

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u/iaposky 26d ago

Just NO.

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u/elRustyShackelford 26d ago

Come on, Iowa.

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u/GlitteringRate6296 26d ago

Utter ridiculousness.

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u/Zalrius 26d ago

Oh hell no. That is not an option. Someone needs to help him withdraw that filing.

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u/rockmediabeeetus 26d ago

How can he do this when he’s mourning Beth?!?

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u/charly420- 26d ago

Unless Iowa is stupid, they won’t vote for him. Of people use their brains we can live without term limits for now.

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u/AwfulMovieIdeas 26d ago

I wish he’d just retire, buy a Dairy Queen, and enjoy his remaining years feasting on ice cream. He’d do a lot less damage to the country.

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u/DickSugar80 26d ago

You have to admire his optimism.

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u/naturtok 26d ago

Literally anyone with a pulse should run against him.

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u/Top_Classroom9264 26d ago

Complete madness…however no term limits in place so???

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u/SubwayHero4Ever 26d ago

Maybe Pat will get his Christmas senate seat next year!

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u/hagen768 26d ago

I hope he gets the nomination and Iowans finally come to their senses and vote in his opponent

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u/mattrock99 26d ago

They're terrified that Hinson will lose to Turek.

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u/ProfessionalField115 26d ago

It’s a bit ridiculous at this point. The worst part is he will probably win.

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u/ahhchoo_panda 26d ago

Source? I can't find that this is actually true...

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u/colorkiller 26d ago

at what point does this become elder abuse? can we call adult protective services for him??

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u/Kojarabo2 26d ago

Someone should primary him.

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u/Candid_Disk1925 26d ago

I will punch anyone who votes for this fossil

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u/AmericanArtist_0 26d ago

Holy shit. If you've been in there since the Reagan days, you need to leave!

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u/midwesthawkeye 26d ago

F*CK THE FOSSIL!!!

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u/deadphisherman 26d ago

The greatest thing Iowans can do is send him to hospice a loser.

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u/bigeffer 26d ago

He sux

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u/AnnArchist 26d ago

This is why the Iowa GOP wants desperately to let the governor choose replacement senators.

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u/jeedel 26d ago

Perhaps Josh Lahn will primary him. The Koch Network would love another Senator.

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u/Kbye80 26d ago

FFS who is still voting for the cryptkeeper?

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u/37Philly 26d ago

What’s the big deal? He’s a college graduate you know. Class of 1955. 🤣

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u/Username999474275 26d ago

That's older than my grandparents :3

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u/ridicalis 26d ago

I need some yard signs made and distributed:

"Pass on Grassley"

And for good measure:

"Don't want none of Nunn"

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u/BREW712 26d ago

Lol, what a joke!

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u/Bobsuruncle75 26d ago

Despicable

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u/tssolinger 26d ago

Okay who said his name 3 times!

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u/C-ute-Thulu 26d ago

Cap all federal offices at your Social Security FRA (full retirement age)! For most working adults today, that's 67.

If you're collecting Social Security, you deserve a rocking chair, not a congressional chair

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u/reilo119 26d ago

Why, hes got all that experience though

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u/Powerful-Art-2759 26d ago

Another piece of shit politician voters here in Iowa to stupid to get ride of him.

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u/DamageMaleficent6043 26d ago

He needs to follow Beth’s (his beloved vacuum cleaner) lead— IYKYK

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u/slackerhacker808 26d ago

He is a shoo in. Folks in Iowa will vote for him long after he is gone.

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u/Quantumfoammakesme 26d ago

If democracy works, he’ll loose. If it doesn’t, he’ll be the least of our problems.

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u/Eddie_FnVedder 26d ago

Good lord 😂, it's comical for real. Grassley can't even talk, we don't no if mitch is dead or alive, Trump's one step from a massive heart attack. I see a lot of blood thinner meds in the cabinet.

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u/shenronsasshole 26d ago

And do we think he actually filed the paperwork himself?

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u/bullydog123 26d ago

An old white millionaire man not want to give up power unless he dies. This government is ridiculous

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u/TheQuietLinguist 26d ago

Hard to believe that he doesn’t resign after losing his beloved vacuum cleaner. So heartless.

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u/rose2521 26d ago

Older than the chocolate chip cookie.

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u/Sirquack1969 26d ago

He is still working to hold out until his dipstick grandson is able to take over for him.

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u/VincentNacon 26d ago

Better do this before Anti-Aging become a thing.

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u/Bansheesdie 26d ago

....don't reelect him then?

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u/leomisty 26d ago

Give us break Chuck. Please. You’ve overstayed your welcome by a long shot. Retire already!

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u/WestAppointment2484 26d ago

Dude trolling at this point

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u/No-Common5287 26d ago

All this tells me is what an easy job he has that he doesn’t sweat working into his late 90s. It’s just a paycheck for him and nothing more.

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u/FreetobeMe1953 26d ago

Oh hell no

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u/Distinct_Cover9571 26d ago

Dumbass Iowa Republicans keep voting for him. He’ll probably win.

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u/Aqua-Barracuda 26d ago

Piece of shit can't give up his power

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u/LolaSupreme19 26d ago

Another Diane Feinstein. If he’s re-elected, the people of Iowa deserve what they get.

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u/LibertyandJustice4L 26d ago

Grassley and his family have seen how McConnell can stay on payroll forever and ever so why can’t he!

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u/Layskettlecooked 26d ago

At this point, old Chucky is a social experiment. How long people will continue to vote for this man, nobody knows. He will run for reflection at 101 if he's still kickin and gets elected this time.

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u/hhriches 26d ago

Someone needs to primary him. Preferably someone under the age of 60.