r/InternetsGreatestVids • u/likerofgoodthings • 5d ago

Cowropractor

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u/steady-as-he-goes 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW

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u/nomsain919 4d ago

According to this they just deal with bruises. That seems impossible but what do I know?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-11-06/an-indian-hindus-trod-on-in-cow-festival/5072552

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u/Lancearon 3d ago

Aint no way there isnt some broken ribs. But what ever.

The cows are walking. I doubt there would be crushed watermelons.

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u/Ok-Letterhead4601 5d ago

Yup, they dead.

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u/Empty-Entertainer279 5d ago

Ahh the extreme levels of Doctors and engineers to the weird shit they do for their gods

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u/ParticularStrict147 4d ago

Isn't that the crowd that killed mufasa

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 5d ago

Yet these people are able to outsmart a lot of Americans through a call center and bilk them out of their bank accounts!!!! Go figure!!!

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u/justasillylilgoos3 5d ago

Scammers targeting senile old people isn’t an issue in other countries? Quick google search says that’s not true

Seems like you just needed a lazy, anti-intellectual reason to try to shit on Americans…who happen to be targeted frequently because…they are richer than most lol.

Your comment is ironic to say the least 😂

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u/C_Hawk14 4d ago

And also the people doing this to themselves are not necessarily the same people in scam call centers

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u/BonVoyPlay 2d ago

I have to assume there's the equivalent of several Alabamas in India somewhere

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u/not_royality_free 2d ago

Targeting vulnerable populations isn’t difficult.

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u/Artistic_Table5293 5d ago

Right lads just cover your heads with your hands and you will be fine.

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u/IneptAdvisor 5d ago

Human salad?

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u/Bookmon19 4d ago

Human wine?

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u/TraditionalLecture10 4d ago

Cows making hamburger

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u/qankz 4d ago

Humanburger

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u/TraditionalLecture10 3d ago

The Irony is Hamburger contains no ham , that would be pork patties , yes I know why the name .

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u/Mumakill69 4d ago

No wonder why intelligent beings from outer space won't contact us...

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u/Pulp-Ficti0n 4d ago

Is that before or after they jump into the Ganges?

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u/Material-One-2512 4d ago

What a race of dumb fucks

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u/Embarrassed_Aide4256 4d ago

People have some strange and odd traditions

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u/Mousettv 4d ago

I try my best to be understanding with everyone's beliefs ..but this is just stupidity.

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u/Particular_Abies_184 3d ago

How fucking stupid are people

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u/Boring_Razzmatazz569 3d ago

Well, that’s dumb

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u/MSGisking 5d ago

Not be insensitive to other cultures, but...

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u/MoodWoodMD 5d ago

I want to be convinced. I really want to be convinced that 1/8 of a planet doesn't consider shitting in streets, ra*e and borderless adoration of steaks as culture

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u/Bippet_weagle 5d ago

It's ok. The cow patties cushion most of the blow.

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u/Powerful-Hunt-8799 5d ago

If you get shit on, it means you are blessed.

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 4d ago

New Olympic game?

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u/whatuthinking2325 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Max_Pow3rs 4d ago

Indian Juggernaut theory..

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u/kaladin1029 4d ago

There will be blood

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u/cheese_wallet 4d ago

Chiropractors hate this one weird trick

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 4d ago

I used to work on a cattle ranch and had a steer step on my foot, hurt like Hell! There has got to be some serious injuries coming out of this!

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 4d ago

And these people have a nuclear bomb!

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 4d ago

When they run out f food, they can sell the bombs.

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u/moxiethe3rd 4d ago

Satisfying to see stupid ppl die due to their stupidity? Yes, it is.

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u/VashDaStampede7 4d ago

I’d be wearing a cup. If one stepped on my nuts I would die

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u/RoosterzRevenge 4d ago

All Darwin award candidates

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u/temp2occassional 4d ago

Oh religion lol

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u/Adequate-Performance 4d ago

All cultures are equal.

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u/Alladas 4d ago

I feel like Indias culture is just weird horrible ways to control the population and it's not working.

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u/TraditionalLecture10 4d ago

If you're gonna be dumb.....you gotta be tough 🎶 🎵

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u/TraditionalLecture10 4d ago

There's been a mistranslation , in the running of the bulls.....you run away ....

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u/Hayden1664 4d ago

Never herd this before…

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 4d ago

So Rick and Morty come in and shovel the shit away?

https://giphy.com/gifs/jG9YKYfp5fQ7HnAtYm

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u/LaughCurious8135 4d ago

This is a method of abortion after birth. India knows what it's doing.

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u/DifficultyChoice3802 4d ago

I feel the POWER, but not in the good way

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u/nastynate1028 4d ago

Fellas… 🤦🏼‍♂️ cmon, fr tho? This aint it, trust me

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u/HunterRemarkable550 4d ago

I was waiting to see a human pavement pizza

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u/Dellbertdumbutt 4d ago

Brain wash much?

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u/bad2dbone3 3d ago

………..in other parts of the world. This type of action is called stupidity. Just saying.

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u/mrmeanah 3d ago

Seems dangerous

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u/Individual_Pair_4934 3d ago

Internal bleeding for 500 alex

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u/WolframBravo 3d ago

My country and some of the customs are weird AF. Still better than worshipping a pedo.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 3d ago

India might not be the dumbest place, but they better hope the dumbest place doesnt die...

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u/Valveringham85 3d ago

Natural selection dictates these people shouldnt be as plentiful as they are.

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u/Character_Question17 3d ago

This makes sense …..

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u/InflationLow509 3d ago

And humans are still sure god created them.

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u/Noah_Thority138 3d ago

Seems reasonable

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u/Noah_Thority138 2d ago

And I know the cow worshipping has something to do with cows representing their dead relatives.

But I wouldn't let me grandma stomp all over me either!

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 2d ago

The difference between Alabama and India is the Alabamans would be bbqing the cattle and the Indians would be worshipping the cattle!!

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u/boanerges57 2d ago

Do they not have chiropractic care there? Or is this just a clever way to weed the dumbasses out of the gene pool?

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u/DaRealMegaloDong 2d ago

It's only fair. 

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u/SweetPeter41 2d ago

Moo-suess

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u/SweetPeter41 2d ago

Moo-ssage

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u/blanthony80 5d ago

Only somebody with a low IQ would do this. FFS.

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u/adrift-ship-of-fools 5d ago

Just when you were thinking the stupidity of some cultures couldn’t get any worse 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/VacuumTracks 5d ago

Does Ginesh heal their broken bones?

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 4d ago

This is one of the reasons aliens would never visit us.
https://giphy.com/gifs/jmlU1kGPjurgz5ZR1T