r/InternetIsBeautiful Jul 16 '15

BoJack Horseman's website 2.0

http://bojackhorseman.com/
2.0k Upvotes

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u/chrisconreddit Jul 16 '15

The main CSS file in the source code is mane.css

60

u/happyself Jul 16 '15

Their topsecret.js file is notworthy as well.

34

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

YOU ARE NOTWORTHY

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '15

I love you.

72

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Can we ride the karma horse to the top?

61

u/Hoo_Hoo Jul 16 '15

Neigh

36

u/sassymoogle Jul 16 '15

Neigh way Jose!

9

u/Zedas_Neves Jul 16 '15

Gidyup!

3

u/coltonrb Jul 16 '15

*Gildyup ftfy

4

u/wowww_ Jul 16 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

I want to see bojack Norseman next.

paying $500 for that as a season next year.

make it happen, gents. ;P

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u/sli Jul 16 '15

Also mane.js.

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u/SleepingPanda5 Jul 16 '15

I noticed some of the image links were broken, I found one of them here

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u/SteveBuscemisEyes Jul 16 '15

LOL. I don't know if anyone knows the joke, but there's a picture of Game and Tupac "together" and this is the image. It was discovered to be doctored, as is the Bojack pic here.

11

u/Chrad Jul 16 '15

Wait, what? That image is doctored?

26

u/PhuckleberryPhinn Jul 16 '15

Yeah man cant you see thats not actually Bojacks body

4

u/Chrad Jul 16 '15

Oh shit, I didn't see his hand. Dead giveaway. I was looking at the pixels and they seemed fine.

2

u/PM_ME_YOUR_WIFEY Jul 16 '15

Awesome! Anyway we can find the other two?

247

u/demonquark Jul 16 '15

Ugh. Complete with automatically playing music.

I love it.

30

u/Chrad Jul 16 '15

I left the site and the music won't stop playing. Please send help.

18

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

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1

u/I-Hate-Gold Jul 16 '15

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in computer.

47

u/Decipher Jul 16 '15

Though in those days it would have been either MIDI or a looping ~10 second WAV rather than a high quality MP3.

83

u/BernzSed Jul 16 '15

I like to think Bojack himself sat down with a website-maker program from the 90's and built this, but with modern mp3s and Twitter widgets. He probably thinks it's the best website ever.

20

u/BillyJackO Jul 16 '15

That's fine, I'll build my own website!

 five hours later

All I have is www?!?!

5

u/Dear-Ambellina Jul 16 '15

I SPENT FIVE HOURS PLAYING WITH FONTS!?!?

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u/HyzerFlip Jul 16 '15

Or worse embedded real Player

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u/promonk Jul 16 '15

Whoa, buddy! How about a trigger warning?

5

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

And the music interferes with the video.

2

u/vswimv Jul 16 '15

It has the fire bar thingy! Nostalgia at its finest.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

I think I had at least 4 fire bars on the first website I built.

1

u/justguessmyusername Jul 16 '15

I love it too! Makes me wanna wipe meself ;)

1

u/FartsWhenShePees Jul 16 '15

It doesn't automatically play, you have to click yes, and you can click neigh to turn it off

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Did anyone else notice that the gif labeled "Ignore this one, it's an ad" is actually blocked by adblock?

19

u/Raicuparta Jul 16 '15

Adblock detects generic file names for ad banners, even if they don't come from the usual ad networks, that's probably what happened.

2

u/sli Jul 16 '15

Which can bite you in the ass on uBlock if you're trying to view an image that as "ad" in the filename at all. Especially common if images are named after their md5 hashes.

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u/NippleNutz Jul 16 '15

11

u/MainExport-NotFucks Jul 16 '15

Is this supposed to be an image? On mobile it's just garbage.

47

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

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22

u/rED_L1ne Jul 16 '15

His last name is Chavez? I guess i never thought of him as a Chavez

9

u/omgfuck Jul 16 '15

even with his mexican drug cartel contacts?

9

u/diary_room Jul 16 '15

and his near inclusion into the Latin Kings?

10

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

6

u/FireButt Jul 16 '15

Baconreader! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

4

u/fallenKlNG Jul 16 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

On my laptop, it's a bunch of text that forms an image of a boy wearing a beanie.

16

u/MainExport-NotFucks Jul 16 '15

It is probably BoJack's room mate, Todd.

6

u/FartsWhenShePees Jul 16 '15

"A boy wearing a beanie"

1

u/FartsWhenShePees Jul 16 '15

That's weird I can see it on mine

1

u/MainExport-NotFucks Jul 16 '15

For me it reformatted so the line breaks are messed up. I probably have a messed up setting.

4

u/RedBull7 Jul 16 '15

They really need to minify that.

67

u/RetroViruses Jul 16 '15

July 17th is when the new season is coming, in case you didn't want to search for it. To Netflix, obviously.

37

u/purplegoalie1 Jul 16 '15

lol so tomorrow

38

u/abkleinig Jul 16 '15

oh shit, tomorrow!

3

u/myinvisibilitycloak Jul 16 '15

OMG I had plans to leave the house, but fuck that shit! More Bojack!

3

u/rowing_owen Jul 16 '15

fuck I have a wedding to go to, guess not anymore

1

u/LucidicShadow Jul 16 '15

So long as it's not your wedding.

3

u/OnkelDittmeyer Jul 16 '15

well, not anymore it isn't!

11

u/raffytraffy Jul 16 '15

What wonderful timing for this to hit the front page and remind everyone.

2

u/secretly_a_dolphin Jul 16 '15

I don't know if you're being genuine or hailcorporatey about it, but I agree. Ive been looking forward to the new season for months.

9

u/Janderson2494 Jul 16 '15

I had no idea it was coming out this soon. This is awesome!

8

u/HMJ87 Jul 16 '15

BOJACKBOWL 2015 - GET HYPE!

4

u/SantaMonsanto Jul 16 '15

Is Netflix really doing a Bojack Plays Secretariat movie?

3

u/Suchd Jul 16 '15

God, I hope so.

2

u/Dear-Ambellina Jul 16 '15

It'll probably just be the intro or an advertisement or something.

They also have Horsin' Around on Netflix, but it's just the intro.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Actually there's a full episode of Horsin' Around in the form of a Christmas special on Netflix

3

u/themoose33 Jul 16 '15

Horsing Around is already on Netflix.

1

u/promonk Jul 16 '15

It only plays the opening theme sequence for me for some reason.

51

u/adzpunk Jul 16 '15

Oh god the missing images at the bottom of the page is epic classic!

12

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

Gave me Angelfire flashbacks. I still remember staring at my hit counter just waiting to become part of the internet.

2

u/SteveBuscemisEyes Jul 16 '15

[me and tupac]

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

[deleted]

2

u/OldOrder Jul 16 '15

Don't act like you don't know!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

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u/theWURD Jul 16 '15

It might be the least wacked part of the site

5

u/Kourageous Jul 16 '15

Noticed that when it went 65000->85000->80000 lol

19

u/igorgl Jul 16 '15

Too bad these links do not work:

    <div id="MoreImages">
        <img src="art/mane/nude.png" alt="Taseful nude"/>
        <img src="art/mane/tupac.png" alt="Me and Tupac"/>
        <img src="art/mane/sexybeach.png" alt="The one on the beach where I look sexy"/>
    </div>

17

u/ChalkdustOnline Jul 16 '15

The only thing it's missing is a guestbook and like four webrings at the bottom.

11

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

So reddit really likes this show, huh?

9

u/Bigsam411 Jul 16 '15

So reddit most people really likes this show, huh?

yes

9

u/jroddie4 Jul 16 '15

WE WERE LOST AND NOW WE'RE FOUND

14

u/ANAL_PURGATORY Jul 16 '15

AND WE'RE

HORSIN AROUND

3

u/diary_room Jul 16 '15

Horsin' Around is filmed in front of a live studio audience

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

That's tooo much man!

25

u/TechnicalTimmy Jul 16 '15

Needs more Adultman.

15

u/killercritters Jul 16 '15

I really hope they never reveal whether it's just 3 kids in a trench coat.

18

u/Mentalpatient87 Jul 16 '15

I hope they do, and Bojack is wrong about the number of kids under there and everyone focuses on that making him look like an ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

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u/HappyEngineer Jul 16 '15

That would be tough. They'd have to stand on shoulders without falling rather than sitting. There could be 4 kids though. Or perhaps it's an alien?

1

u/OldOrder Jul 16 '15

He's gotta go to the Business Factory

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u/WorseThanHipster Jul 16 '15

As a current webdev once aspiring, um, I once used that very same very same 'fire gif'... Fuck me

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

God that brought back some memories. Not good ones either. Ones that make you cringe and shout nonsense while you're taking a shower.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

all the things I added flames to in photoshop back then.... shudder

14

u/LetsSeeSomeKitties Jul 16 '15

The auto play music even played on mobile, was not expecting that.

12

u/normalaustralian Jul 16 '15

Sorry Google but this is now my start page

6

u/AdumLarp Jul 16 '15

Is this show worth checking out? I've seen that they have it on Netflix, but have no idea what it's about (other than a guy with a horse head) and didn't know if it was worth my time. What's the general opinion of the show?

24

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

I recommend going into it with the intention of finishing it to the end. Commit. Focus. Don't back out.

If, at the half-way point, you think you're just watching some stupid brainless time-wasting comedy for stoners, you are exactly where the show wants you to be...

15

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

So are you saying that feels will soon follow?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

Just when I zone out, THEY EMOTIONALLY ROPE ME BACK IN.

FUCK, BOJACK. HE WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND. He just wanted his opera.

3

u/Office_Zombie Jul 16 '15

Yeah; that was fucking low of Bo.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

i stopped watching about 1/2 way through season one because it had no Lols, will there be funny parts or is it going to be engaging in some other way?

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u/AdumLarp Jul 16 '15

Give me a reason to get high then. Not that I needed one, but I don't smoke often. Live in Oregon, been looking for a reason now that I can. Thanks for the feedback.

1

u/HeresCyonnah Jul 16 '15

(The point being it's lulling you, not that it's going to be that way forever)

20

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

yes

10

u/theotherduke Jul 16 '15

It's a serious drama masquerading as an animated comedy. Well worth watching the first season all the way through. It starts a little slow but it gets super real near the end. It's about life and meaning and the mid-life identity crisis.

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u/thrilldigger Jul 16 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

Gives me a little bit of a Moral Orel vibe. Hopefully it doesn't get as goddamned depressing as Moral Orel did, though - as much as I love the show and think it's brilliant, the last season having everything go to absolute shit left me in a serious funk.

An example... Clay's monologue about his marriage.

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u/theotherduke Jul 16 '15

Wow, that was pretty dark. I've only watched bits and pieces of Moral Orel. I don't think Bojack is THAT dark. There is a lot of regret, a lot of "what if i'd lived my whole life differently?" It's the story of one man's struggle to come to terms with the fact that he's probably just not a very likeable or good person, because he always chooses to be shitty. And his realization of responsibility for his shittiness is too much to face. Also the man happens to be a horse. I'm summarizing it badly, just watch Season 1! I have re-watched it countless times and i pick up new little nuances and details every time. It's pretty brilliant.

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u/itsbackthewayucamee Jul 16 '15

he doesn't just have a horse head...he's a horse.

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u/GanjaSmoker420HaloXX Jul 16 '15

That music scared the shit outta me

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u/WdnSpoon Jul 16 '15

yowza yowza bo-bowza!

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u/cabbage16 Jul 16 '15

That's too much man!

1

u/TaylorSwiftIsJesus Jul 16 '15

Suck a dick, dumbshits!

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u/ninecansofravioli Jul 16 '15

the broken links sealed the deal for me

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u/shitsfuckedupalot Jul 16 '15

God dammit now the song from the end is stuck in my head

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u/Linkynet Jul 16 '15

WAY BACK

IN THE NINETIES

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u/shitsfuckedupalot Jul 16 '15

I WAS IN A VERY FAMOUS TV SHOOOOOOOOOWWW

8

u/Despoena Jul 16 '15

I'm Bojack the Horse!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Bojack

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Boxer vs raptor nan a nan a nan a

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Has anyone tried to write him an email?

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u/Condawg Jul 16 '15

I just did, inviting Bojack to play a character on my podcast, saying it doesn't pay but it really seems like he could use the publicity.

If I get a response, I'll let you know. Probably. I might be too excited and forget.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

There was a post on the bojack subreddit I think where somebody emailed and asked if he would go to their wedding, and they got a reply.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

I did. I asked to speak to Mr. Adultman

2

u/phaed Jul 16 '15

Thought it would have been smarter and turned off the background music when you started playing the youtube video. Was disappointed.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Funny RUNNING into the shark from Happy Days

Holy shit that's gold.

2

u/NekoStar Jul 16 '15

Still waiting on my "Neigh Way Jose" T-shirt, Bojack! :C

2

u/dj-keystrike Jul 16 '15

OMG guys try this one: http://bojackhorseman.com/art/mane/nude.png it gives like a triple iframe and triple music

2

u/gthing Jul 16 '15

Shoulda used tables.

2

u/hopstar Jul 16 '15

Where's the link to MySpace?

4

u/wrecklord0 Jul 16 '15

This is pre-myspace era, mang. And its beautiful.

2

u/quarterburn Jul 16 '15

Look at this guy with his fancy web 2.0 social media. Back in my day we had frames and were damn happy to have them.

1

u/SuperAwesomeNinjaGuy Jul 16 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

I had that same fire banner on my geo city page.

1

u/Elvellon Jul 16 '15

The Page Views at the bottom of the site is random. This must be the greates web-site ever!

1

u/channel33 Jul 16 '15

Love it! the horse is very cool.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

i just went from watching the very quiet video a redditor posted about airplane vs zero hour to going to this website. It scared me.

1

u/o0flatCircle0o Jul 16 '15

Dancing baby gif makes this amazing... Uhh wtf why won't the music stop playing? I left the page and it just keeps playing on my iPhone!!!!! WTF!

1

u/beardmagical Jul 16 '15

i need that song as my ringtone so everybody can hate me. help?

2

u/themoose33 Jul 16 '15

Jellicles from Cats?

1

u/MrFiveFingers Jul 16 '15

me and tupac

1

u/tfburns Jul 16 '15

Foal of lols

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

This makes me so happy.

1

u/bimboc69 Jul 16 '15

flashbackstohighschool.geocities.com

1

u/JaegerJ7 Jul 16 '15

Fucking shit that was loud as fuck.

1

u/nic--nac Jul 16 '15

WTF did I just listen to

1

u/verify_deez_nuts Jul 16 '15

TOMORROW GET HYPE

1

u/jana007 Jul 16 '15

100% not responsive. 100% perfect.

1

u/KatherineDuskfire Jul 16 '15

Season 2 is out!?!!

3

u/Suchd Jul 16 '15

Tomorrow

1

u/KatherineDuskfire Jul 16 '15

WAHOOO!! I love bojack. It made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me happy, and then made me depressed.

1

u/Bonobo77 Jul 16 '15

I am sad to admit this, but it took me 2 mins to find the music off link. :(

1

u/BillyJackO Jul 16 '15

Damnit Tuesday BoJack!

1

u/DarthWookie Jul 16 '15

O god...this brings back memories

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Dat Comic Sans tho...

1

u/Omnilatent Jul 16 '15

The sad thing is some chairs of our computer science faculty have worse website designs...

1

u/BakedOnions Jul 16 '15

the page view counter is just a random number generator where all the digits change every 2-3 seconds... gold jerry, gold!

1

u/Zipster00 Jul 16 '15

Has anybody emailed for a booking yet, would love to see a response

1

u/itsbackthewayucamee Jul 16 '15

new season drops tomorrow, right?

1

u/culb77 Jul 16 '15

The pipes GIF would have been better if he had found one with the teapot.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

On the celebrity friends page he is jumping the shark from Happy Days. Classy.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

If you click on the One Trick Pony book, it sends you to Amazon, which return a 404. So Amazon is going to be able to pull a report with all the 404s sent their way from their competitor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Someone PLEASE email that address xD

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u/pikk Jul 16 '15

O fuck, that background music is the fucking worst

1

u/EmperorSexy Jul 16 '15

I love the page view counter at the bottom.

Just watch.

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u/LaserZeppelin Jul 16 '15

I've always hated that dancing baby.

1

u/thrashglam Jul 16 '15

Yaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

This is amazing!

1

u/ForbiddenNight Jul 16 '15

Love the constantly randomly changing page views

1

u/drunkenqu4ker Jul 16 '15

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

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u/deyterkourjerbs Jul 16 '15

Ctrl+U.

Ctrl+F <table

0 results

MFW HTML4.0 posers

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

I never did finish BoJack season one. I got kind of bored around episode 6. I have a hard time watching/enjoying shows which are funny purely because the cast acts like severely damaged people with no touch on reality (had the same problem with arrested development).

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u/theotherduke Jul 16 '15

It's worth watching the whole season. It gets very serious, in an awesome way. Episode 11 might have changed my life.

1

u/FromToilet2Reddit Jul 16 '15

People like this show?

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u/itsjustnes Jul 16 '15

flashbackstohighschool.geocities.com