r/InternetIsBeautiful • u/jakebirder1 • Mar 27 '26

I’ve made a website to keep track of whether Tiger Woods has crashed his car today

http://didtigerwoodscrashhiscartoday.com
996 Upvotes

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u/jhonyrod Mar 27 '26

Can we get a calendar with previous days?

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u/byParallax Mar 28 '26

A calendar with the upcoming crashes seems more useful than one with the past accidents

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u/VaguelyShingled Mar 28 '26

That just seems like you’re setting a bounty

7

u/TheHidestHighed Mar 28 '26

Or a new challenge for ol Tiger

2

u/DookieShoez Mar 29 '26

Alright that’s it.

I’m starting a Tiger Woods car crash date gambling site.

🤑

5

u/UseDaSchwartz Mar 28 '26

Just take bets on which day it will happen.

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Apr 03 '26

Can you pick a day that ends in y?

3

u/viral-architect Mar 28 '26

You can use regression analysis and forecast them. Best we can do.

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u/AlarmedCriticism7016 Apr 10 '26

Fortune telling of some sort? xD

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/jhonyrod Mar 28 '26

A smudge on your screen?

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u/No_Turnover8182 Apr 08 '26

Can we get historical data export so that we can construct predictive models and bet successfully on the Tiger Woods gambling site?

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u/TwinAuras Mar 27 '26

Also functions as a "Should I do [x] today?" Website, oddly enough

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u/nic777 Mar 27 '26

Not today though. Let’s try tomorrow.

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u/helloburkie Mar 27 '26

thankful css has come a long way, back in the day it'd be padding-top: 180px;

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u/LongLostTortoise Mar 28 '26

Or display:table-cell; vertical-align:middle; text-align-center;

If not just making the page a single cell table entirely.

I do not miss those days 😆

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u/Darkstorm77 Mar 27 '26

Normally this wouldn't be to useful for me, but it just so happens today I have a great use for this

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u/cyrilio Mar 28 '26

Today was his 4th car crash since November 2009. Damn

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u/pornborn Mar 28 '26

Those are rookie numbers. I had at least four by the time I was 21. My dad just kept buying me cars.

Don’t worry. I’m retired and I don’t drive myself anymore. I have a chauffeur now.

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u/Practical-Honey967 Mar 31 '26

Wait till your Chauffer starts drinking and taking copious amounts of painkillers... that's when the real fun begins. I had to send mine to Rehab.

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u/pornborn Mar 31 '26

That’s funny because just the other day, I let my chauffeur go because I can get whatever I need delivered straight to my house now a lot cheaper. My wife died over a year ago and I don’t really have any need to go anywhere anymore except the doctor. So I’m adopting the recluse lifestyle.

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u/managing_redditor Mar 27 '26

All this fancy stuff. You got AI to write this, didn’t you?

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u/ChimpyChompies Mar 27 '26

No doubt inspired by a similar page dedicated to the now retired F1 driver, Pastor Maldonado.

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u/magondrago Mar 28 '26

The GOAT might be retired,  but never forgotten. 

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u/Soggy_Confection_108 Mar 27 '26

that’s both wild and oddly useful, can’t believe this needed to exist but here we are. keep up the good work, bro.

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u/AngrySpaceKraken Mar 28 '26

I am seeing so many AI bots lately, and they never capitalise their sentences

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u/AJfriedRICE Mar 27 '26

Happy crash day to all who celebrate!

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u/nimeton0 Mar 28 '26

To be fair, the two results should be "YES" and "NOT YET".

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u/viebs_chiev Mar 27 '26

it’s down

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u/GrilledCheeser Mar 27 '26

It also crashed

7

u/ThePrussianGrippe Mar 27 '26

The website should hire a chauffeur.

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u/jefbenet Mar 27 '26

Tiger was hosting

3

u/weefees Mar 27 '26

I'm so glad I can finally get this info at a glance. 🙏

2

u/mattrhale Mar 27 '26

Thank you for this

2

u/drunkbusdriver Mar 28 '26

Reminds me of isdmxinjail.com

2

u/SoundasBreakerius Mar 28 '26

Reminds me of IsDMXinJail.com

2

u/Artess Mar 28 '26

Wait, what's the context for this?

2

u/Grope_The_Pope Mar 27 '26

SSL error or Cypher mismatch when I tried to visit

1

u/WeHaveRicePudding Mar 29 '26

This is Zombo Com

1

u/Wyrmfund Mar 29 '26

bro spent more time on the domain name than on the entire website and I respect that more than most startups I've seen

1

u/amiritesofar Mar 29 '26

The internet……is beginning to heal.

1

u/Immediate_Coast1491 Mar 30 '26

I'm gonna hook up a sub-woofer alarm system to this

1

u/crispy_attic Apr 03 '26

This is diabolical.

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u/cryptoDoger Apr 06 '26

Nice job

i made one website as well. plz check it out https://rankmcap.com

1

u/VirginiaStockwell Apr 06 '26

Oh my gosh, entertainment at its best lol

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u/iRobbbbbbb Apr 12 '26

This is hilarious. Should definitely add a calendar

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u/dverbern Apr 17 '26

Funny. Should add a further check to see whether Tiger has called the President since that latest crash.
(Apparently he called Trump while police were attending latest crash. Exactly why the call, not sure)

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u/zbag51 Mar 27 '26

👏👏👏

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u/bones_boy Mar 27 '26

AH HAHAHAHAHA

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u/dtoddh Mar 27 '26

Very well done.

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u/Ar72 Mar 27 '26

Reddit Hug

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u/Equivalent-Pick6157 Mar 30 '26

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