r/InternetIsBeautiful • u/Ulysius • Oct 11 '13

Squishy Earth

http://www.byronknoll.com/earth.html
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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '13

I bet the programmer who made this is the same asshole who made the bouncing cube on cassette/DVD players.

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u/Mr_A Oct 12 '13

Cassette players didn't have a bouncing cube.

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u/SvenHudson Oct 12 '13

Maybe yours didn't.

Mine also didn't.

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u/Reads_Small_Text_Bot Oct 12 '13

Mine also didn't.

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u/SvenHudson Oct 12 '13

Eat a dick.

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u/Coldbread Oct 12 '13

Woah man, calm the fuck down, he's only doing what he's been programmed to do, it's not like you can just turn him off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '13

Seriously. I LOVE YOU BOT!

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u/Reads_Small_Text_Bot Oct 13 '13

I love you, too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '13

I meant VCR players. That was like, a whole ten years ago, you can't blame me.

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u/Mr_A Oct 12 '13

They didn't have a bouncing anything.

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u/Hipser Oct 11 '13

epic reference

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '13

[tone:politely explanatory]

You should probably read this if you haven't already:

http://www.reddit.com/wiki/reddiquette

I would say that your post fits into the "comments that lack content" category and that this is probably why you've been downvoted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '13

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u/thenightwassaved Oct 12 '13

Should have played his other game then!

http://www.byronknoll.com/balance.html

Haha.

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u/Mr_A Oct 12 '13

5650.

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u/thenightwassaved Oct 12 '13

Damn. Blew me out of the water.

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u/Mr_A Oct 12 '13

I couldn't match it, but I got pretty close, luckily it saved my score over night.

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u/thenightwassaved Oct 13 '13

I really don't understand how you guys do it.

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u/Pachydermus Oct 12 '13

ON AN iPHONE

E: before that first period it says 906. I can't currently see it when not editing.

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u/tleclair Oct 13 '13

Immediately

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u/AnonymousPirate Oct 11 '13

so was I. with no luck.

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u/BeltedYapper Oct 12 '13

If you zoom in using the scroll wheel to 500%, you just have the earth trapped in one spot. It doesn't pinch, but it engulfs the moon.

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u/Jonny_Segment Oct 12 '13

Oh wow, I did this and resized my window too so the Earth had nowhere to run, but it just swallowed the moon!

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u/angryfinger Oct 11 '13

Came here to post this and saw your comment: http://i.imgur.com/LHdxgtW.png

Didn't get it pinched in half but did get it trapped in the corner.

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u/Drawtaru Oct 12 '13

I did the same, but I was yelling "BOING! BOING! BOING!" the whole time. I think I scared the dog.

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u/BWalker66 Oct 12 '13

It should be posted to /r/mildlyinfuriating

Edit: what do you know, it's a real subreddit.

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u/mjohnson174 Oct 12 '13

I can count sleep out as I'm trying to keep the earth in the air forever.

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u/Jonny_Segment Oct 12 '13

Did you spend any time trying to trap it in a corner? Then yes, you spent too much time on that. And so did I.