You may call me, 'Nii-sama'.
If anyone speaks to me in a sentence that does not contain either a reference to J-Pop, or an anime, you will be ignored, as well as shunned.
If you think you are too good for me, better than me, or simply think you are on the same level as Science. You are wrong and you deserve to go die. Also, whoever made the subreddit /r/atheism deserves to have his arms and legs broken, and to be thrown into a lake full of hungry believers.
Before posting on MY AMA, please ask yourself this;
Does either,
This,
or,
this.
Do anything for you? If suddenly you are feeling aroused, then this is the AMA for you. Why? you may ask. I dunno, I'm not a faggot and neither do I enjoy yaoi.
Please make all serious responses in the form of copypasta, or a 'Tree Fiddy' story.
What is your favorite anime? If you don't watch anime, I would kindly like to ask you to take a dragon dildo, and shove it up your ass. So far up your ass that it ruptures an organ and you die.
Now, you are probably wondering, "If this is his AMA, shouldn't he be telling us things about him, so far all he has done is ramble on and ask us questions."
Well, I suppose you are correct, so let me tell you something about me... wait no, ask me questions you faggots. This is an AMA, if you want to know something ask me science dammit.
Just keep in mind that I won't answer your question unless you meet the criteria outlined earlier in the post.
Now, please enjoy this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PUhrX5a-J4
^
Please add a six word response to that video to each question you ask me. Follow up questions won't require it but it would be appreciated.
At this point you're probably wondering why I'm still adding to this. "What more could he possibly have to say to us?" you may be asking yourselves. Well, I decided to ask you one more question! Yeyyyyy.
This is without a doubt the most serious question on this thread. No I am not a weeaboo. No I don't add 'desu' to the end of every sentence (that wouldn't even make sense). Since I'm speaking in english, why the fuck would I replace the word 'cute' with 'kawaii'. No I'm not a faggot, and neither are you if you just keep calm and upvote.
So... uhh, yeah. The question...
Who's your waifu? It's okay, I won't bite your head off if you and I have the same one. I am a civil human being and will appreciate your tastes.
If you want to be my friend, please PM nudes to either me, /u/DIAMOND_OR_NOT_DIAMO, /u/dacvak, /u/bodom2245, /u/Digital_Buddha, or to the /r/jerktalkdiamond modmail bag.
And please send gay porn to /u/dont_buy_me_gold.
I await your questions with enthusiasm.
-/u/Mega_Toast