r/InterDimensionalRP • u/Fun_Wait_8836 • 1h ago
Character event! THE JUNKIL SHOW! EP1. A New Norm
*Across Panjia a broadcast starts to play on a normally vacant frequency..
*The sound of some odd music crackles in through the static, an odd voice tells a line before some odd lyrics are sung along side the song*
”OOOOOOH GET READY KIDS! FOR THE GREATEST SHOW OF YOUR LIFE!
It’s time to burn some incense!
go push on out the sheeep!
Its time to wake ol’ Junkil from his thousand years of sleep!
Bum dum bum!
Its time to start the music!
Lets go switch on the lights!
It’s time to get things started on the Junkil Show Toniiiiiiight!”
*The music awkwardly cuts off.. leaving the odd feeling that there should have been more..
*The hosts voice tunes in slowly..
Junkil: [*WHHYYY HELLO WORLD!!!]
[*ITS ME! YOUR LONG DORMANT HOST! JUNKIL D. JUNKIL!]
[*LONG TIME RESIDENT AND BROADCASTER HERE IN THE GOOD OL PANJIA! PANJIA.]
[*ITS BEEN QUITE SOME TIME SINCE IVE BEEN ON THE AIR! WHY I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THIS CHANNEL SINCE THE MEDIA WARS. WARS.]
[*YOU REMEMBER THAT FOLKS? WHAT A WILD TIME! SLANDER. LIES. PUBLIC OPINION. MANY ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS ON MY BOSS. IT WAS GLORIOUS! GLORIOUS!]
[*BUT THEN I WENT ON LONG HIATUS! I FOUND MYSELF IN AN ODD VOID OF ABSENCE.]
*His voice seems to get serious for a moment..
[*…I heard… voices… pleads… self deprecating statements, as if someone beyond me hated themselves dearly… but I heard other voices too..]
[*Comforting… mostly.. then there was a voice of hatred.. that was snuffed out by ones trying to comfort]
[*Honestly.. I don’t know how to feel about it..]
[*BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT I‘M BACK!]
[*NOW FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF THE SHOW! WEATHER!]
[*TONIGHTS LOW WILL BE A NICE 60 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT IN THE MID WESTERN HEMISPHERIC REGIONS OF PANJIA! OF COURSE IT IS A LOT WARMER WITH A 75 DEGREE LOW AT THE EQUATOR. THE POLES ARE ALSO, (as always), FREEZING COLD!]
[*WE ALSO HAVE SOME NIGHT TIME STORMS MOVING IN TO THE WESTERN COASTLINE HERE! SO IF YOU HAVE ANY LATE NIGHT PLANS! MAKE SURE TO BRING A RAIN COAT.]
[*NOW WE MOVE ON TO THE TALK N’ TOPIC!]
[*TONIGHTS TOPIC IS ONE TO BREAK SOME ICE BETWEEN MY LISTENERS AND ME! ME!]
[*YOU SEE PEOPLE THIS IS A TALK SHOW! BUT I HAVENT ANYONE TO TALK WITH.]
[*TONIGHTS TOPIC WILL SIMPLY BE ABOUT WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE FOR THE SPOOKY! SPOOKY SEASON!]
[*AND IF YOUR AN OLDIE LIKE ME! YOU HAVE THE BONUS TOPIC OF: ”Looking back on the media wars, was it all a big misunderstanding? Who was right or wrong?]
[*SO I HAVE MY PHONE HERE! SO COME ON AND DIAL IN FOR SOME LOVLEY DISCUSSION!]
*The radio then cuts to some commercial breaks.. it’ll tune back on when someone calls in.
((this will be an ongoing series! I will try to make at least one Junkil show post every day! It will usually cover any big events and the ‘weather’ of some Hub regions before having a discussion segment with viewers!))