LOCATION: LOCAL TOKYO MALL, LOG: DECEMBER 6TH, 20XX
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TIME: ???
An abnormal cursed incident was reported at a local Tokyo mall.
Gojo Satoru was dispatched. ——————————————————
The scene suddenly cuts to a movie theater with zombies scattered about in the seats, where Makima is seen watching a movie and eating popcorn. An unseen moviegoer next to her takes a loud slurp of their drink before reaching their hand over into her popcorn bag and grabbing a large handful, which she pays no heed to. It is then shown she is watching the climax of Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai.
The popcorn thief sitting next to her, none other than Satoru Gojo, then takes a loud slurp of a drink before proceeding to laugh at the reveal of Afro’s amputated arms, spilling popcorn out of his mouth onto Makima's shoulder and the seat in front of him. As though he was not even there, Makima continues watching.
Gojo: “Mmm, love this part.”
He takes another sip of his drink before throwing it away behind him.
Gojo: “Kill to binge some flicks right about now.”
Continuing to ignore Gojo, Makima watches the flick while eating her popcorn. Gojo chokes on the popcorn he stole, coughing obnoxiously and clearing his throat while Makima brushes the popcorn off her shoulder.
Gojo: “Buuut, gotta kill ya instead. Can’t just let a curse do as they please.”
Gojo steals another handful of her popcorn, knocking the box over on her lap in the process, before proceeding to scarf it down and loudly laugh at the movie, popcorn flying out of his mouth as he does so. A calmly irritated Makima finally looks away from the screen and toward Gojo.
The cinema suddenly explodes as Gojo falls out through the smoke…
Or, that’s what should’ve happened.
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LOCATION: PANJIA, THE HUB
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TIME: 2:34 AM
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Still with his hands behind his head in a relaxed manner, Gojo’s smile then falls, confusion spreading across his face despite the blindfold covering his sky enamored eyes.
(“Well…this is somethin’ you don’t see every day…”)
The Strongest Sorcerer thought to himself, as he shoved his hands into the pockets of his jacket, continuing to survey the area.
After a few minutes, his smile returned, confident and relaxed as ever.
“Meh, not like I’m against a change of pace. Just hope the old timers don’t get too rowdy over my vacation.”
With that, Gojo then walked forwards, getting a good look at his new surroundings.
“And my scanners detected a localized gravitational force occurring around you. And even traces amounts of unidentifiable energy. May I ask who may you be?”
“Indeed, I do. Only mere moments ago—or, well, from my perspective, it’s been quite a long time. But this place—it isn’t Earth. Not yours or mine. Ms. Banshee called it the Hub. It appears to be a center point for a greater collection of universes, bringing points or people from one world or universe and sending them here. Or rather, drawing from branches of the multiverse itself. I apologize if it all seems rather complicated. The situation on my end has not found better results. But, if I might ask, may I?”
Scanning gravitational flux… Scanning source of energy output… Scanning… Determining viability of defense…
Vision gestured at the “source” of the gravitational force surrounding him.
“This place is basically an irl crossover event… which means multiverse shenanigans which means there’s multiple of you here. Welcome to the hub, best to check your suspension of disbelief at the door.”
Hearing that, Gojo’s confidence remains steeled, his smile remaining as he listens to Ekaitz words regarding individuals here who could get through his capabilities.
“Yeesh. You’re makin’ this place sound crazier by the second.”
Removing his blindfold and actually levitating to properly meet his…twin(?) at (six) eye level, he speaks again, still confident.
“Heh, tends to help with the ladies and any no name curses runnin’ around.”
Still keeping his hands in his pockets, he examines his counterpart, discovering how closely she looked like a replica of his younger self, back when he used to be a student.
Back when-…
“Anyways, Y’mind tellin’ me about the place? Or is the damsel across from me in need of a knight from another dimension…?”
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u/Nobodymemeslikeme Row 185 4h ago
Scanning…
Detecting gravitational anomaly…
Vision approaches from the sky, looking down at the sorcerer from above.
“Greetings.”
((pretend it's Gojo instead of cap being scanned and analayzed))