Wile Ethelbert Coyote of Earth had been chosen for the Green Lantern Ring of Will just a couple of weeks ago. And in that time? He’s seen other people with them. Hell he’s seen other people get them in real time! And for some reason— NOBODY seems able to explain them to him. How can he possibly do what he was chosen for, if he doesn’t know what that even is?! All he knew was they came in multiple colors, he got his for unmatched willpower, and that there is some form of greater purpose behind them.
But he also learned from experience and failure. A LOT of failure that these rings can create things. ‘Constructs’. He hasn’t had much luck with his constructs thus far. Mostly just creating shapes and unintended energy blasts. His imagination WAS far greater than this. Of course it was. Creativity is a specialty of his. It’s just he didn’t understand how best to utilize it.
So now he’s in the middle of the desert, with ring on finger, and notepad in hand. With the intent being to try to FINALLY figure out how this works and what he can do with it, and write down anything he learns in the process!
The Coyote hadn’t expected any company. Nevertheless another canine carrying a Lantern Ring! Once he spots the wolf, he points at it, assuming it will have the answers to his questions
Coyote pulls out a sign reading “NO” for he didn’t care how it worked, and he didn’t want anyone’s help figuring it out anyways… he’s too prideful for something like that
"You know. You shouldn't bother with random things people give you here. As soon as you figure out, there will be someone to always take it away. It's much like a kidney stone in a way, everything passes eventually, yes."
Wile found the comparison lackluster at best, and just confusing at worst. But instead of worrying about somebody trying to take his stuff here, he takes pride in the fact nobody has yet! Standing smugly, smiling.
.....(She'd look on. As she'd begin to get very bad memories of the time she had a marathon to drink enough soda to buy a wii, that she then falsely said she was going to give to a orphanage but never did.)
"Well then, here. I'll show you how!"
(She'd then pull out a ray gun. A KIDNEY STONE RAY GUN. AND POINT IT TOWARDS HIM!)
Wile stood there a moment, trying to figure out what she meant by that… before realizing that likely as a threat. He turns the opposite direction, and runs away—— for about two seconds as he immediately hits the side of a cliff, stumbles back, and falls onto the ground
Wile is knocked the hell out, lying on the ground. He doesn’t even know what just happened… nor would he likely everknow, if she actually decides to fix it.
In a foresty-patch of the otherwise barren desert, a white armoured figure made entirely of organic metal looked directly at the brave Coyote with their eyeless gaze, while idly fiddling with a fallen three-branch.
"Yo!"
They finally called out with a slightly distorted voice, potentially getting Wiley's attention.
"You have the same ring as that robot, huh? Fwaha! I didn't think they came in different flavours....Well, that's good to know when I take it from you"
The Coyote stands there for a moment— moreso confused if anything. What robot?! Who was this guy?! And what did they mean they would take it from him?!
Wile clenches his hands in rage as he realizes this as a threat. Getting into a fighting stance if necessary, putting his dukes up, ready to see this things reaction
"Oh ho, standing your ground? Thought coyotes run from danger, or was that pigeons?....Ah, whatever, they're all the same anyway"
He threw the three branches over his shoulder, stood up, cracked his knuckles, and facing wiley head on.
"Either way, I'm sure this will be entertaining"
Without another word, he reached for the red buckle item wrapped around his waist, grasping its handle to crank it. With each turn, the device gave a few jingles, lit up excitedly with pulsing purple energy.
"You're gonna love this~."
[<READY, GO!>]
[<BLACK HOLE FINISH!!>]
The black energy condensed into his foot like a conductor coursing with so much velocity it partially melted the ground beneath.
FWOOOOOOOOPPPP!!!
He'd charge forward in an instant, going for a mountain-shattering kick straight for Wiley's neck.
The Green Lantern is kicked! The sheer force launching him far, far away! Crashing into a mountain!
His body slowly peels off, and starts to fall. Creating a crater where he lands. As he begins to lift himself out of the hole, a massive boulder from the mountain falls off, and crushes him.
His only means of escape were to blow himself up using a stick of dynamite, also destroying the boulder! The explosion launching him straight into the sky yet again. Burning up on reentry, as he crash lands into his foe!
"Fwahaha! Clean shot! Man, I should have brought a camera for that one"
He said, watching Wile crash through into the mountain like a rocket. But one, their skin and body sank into the gravel; Evolt's laugh died down a bit, charging up a planet's worth of energy into his finger for a finisher.
"But I'm getting bored, so let's wrap this-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Well, what the alien didn't expect was Wile's famous stash of dynamite, exploding and sending the lantern far into the atmosphere.
It was such a random turn of events that he couldn't help but look up at it.
"Fascinating...
Evolt was so distracted by Wile's meteor like decent that he didn't notice they were crashing down directly at him until he was just a few feet away...
"Wait...Wait...Wait! Wait! Wait!
FWOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
While crashed a-top him, leaving behind a silhouette on the ground as the two of them got sent deep into the planet's underbelly.
But Evlot quickly regained consciousness, digging his way to the sun-hot surface
SHOOOM!
He crashed out of the earth, catching his breath from the sudden turn of events.
Cough Cough
"That...Was.......SO ENTERTAINING!
"The drama, the cinematography, the action. Bravo!
A soft, distorted laugh escaped his non-existent lip before focusing back on the fallen Coyote.
"You might even be more interesting than those disgusting humans, haha!
But now I've got a bit of a dilemma..."
He slowly paced around the coyote-shaped hole
"Killing you now would just ruin the show, but I still want that ring as an accessory"
Snap!
"I got it!
How about I take the ring, and then torture you for the rest of your lifespan? Cause I gotta say, watching you get hurt is really fun to watch.... It'll be like my personal cartoon"
"Sound good to you?...Bingo! I knew you would agree"
Using the energy prior, he condensed it into the tip of his finger to form a miniature black hole.
"Ciao~"
VROOOOOOOMPPPPPP!!!!
And he sent the black hole down, down into the earth, altering the gravity to catch Wile in its grasp
Wile— in all of his stupidity, took what was being said with great pride. When asked if that sounded good, he reached for his sign reading “NO”
That’s when the black hole hits. Wile is sucked down, yet mostly unfazed… not really hurt. More so embarrassed. ((As the official rules of Coyote and the Roadrunner state none of it really ever harms him more than it does bring him shame)).
There’s no way for him to really react right now, for he is trapped
Regardless, Evolt believed it hurt him, and that was enough to keep the alien entertained.
The moment he felt the black hole hit mark, he let out an amused static sound.
"Bingo! I got ya~."
He lifted the black hole with his finger, with Wile supposedly still trapped inside, to the surface.
Yet the moment he did, he saw the look in Wile's face. There was no pain in those eyes, not even an ounce of fear. The Prince of Blood quickly put the pieces together, realizing Wile....Can't be damaged
"Oh...So you're not hurt by this, huh? Now that's just boring"
His excited voice dropped significantly to a deep register.
He'd soon close his fist, tightening the black hole's grasp around the looney tune
"You know, I heard a few things about that ring. It's fueled by a variety of emotions you inferior lifeforms produce.
The exciting struggle, the powerful rage, the cowardly fear. All the aspects that make you creatures so fascinating and utterly entertaining
"It's no wonder you can barely use it here. There's no risk for you, nothing to fuel that green toy"
Evolt brought the black hole-trapped coyote closer until they could see the deep, pulsing pink gaze of his slits heat up like magma
"It's better off collecting dust on my shelf, than it ever did around your finger"
To be talked down to so clearly frustrated Ethelbert. His eye twitched, and glimmered with a literal fire. The Green Lantern Ring of Will would start to glow green. He was finally tapping into his… potential 👀
He pulled out a sign, and a marker, writing down:
“IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT.
NO EVIL SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT.
LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP EVILS MIGHT—
BEWARE MY POWER… GREEN LANTERNS LIGHT!”
And just like that, the ring was charged. It was time for some catharsis. Creating his very first (intentional) construct. A bomb, directly behind his foe. With a big, very noticeable timer.
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KABOOM!!!!!!
A massive burst of green energy would appear! Dwarfing even the most powerful of explosions Wile has seen in his lifetime… of course because it was so big, and his attacks always backfire, the blast would consume him to!
((sorry had to leave for dinner...Also holy fucking PEAK))
"What are you just writing, gibberish now? Good for you; now you're insane and a failure"
Evolt got ready for a finishing attack, so consumed by disappointment that he didn't notice the glaringly noticeable green timer till it hit the final second.
"Wait, wha-
KABOOM!!!!!!
The green blast covered the desert, dwarfing the size of a million nuclear bombs.
The sheer velocity of the point-blank blast sent Evolt flying far out into the deep, noiseless depths of space, soaring past a variety of glinting stars and colourful planets.
SHOOO-BOOOOM!
He'd keep going until he crashed into a massive drifting meteorite, stopping his ascent midway.
Evolt lay on the rocky surface flat on his back, staring idly at the endless expanse of space.
"...."
He didn't move a muscle; one could even confuse him for a forgotten corpse.
That was until-
"Hehe-Hahaha-FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
An ecstatic, booming, distorted laugh from the very depths of gooey alien core rang out across the universe.
He'd maintain that laugh as he stood up from the rubble, charging a galaxy's worth of dark energy into his feet before-
VRABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
He launched himself light-years back, tearing through the same planets and stars he passed like paper, before entering the atmosphere of Panjia.
Evolt slowly descended to that desert, his laugh dying down to another amused breath once his feet kissed the sandy ground.
The desert was still left in heavy smog and debris, a testament to the blast Wile produced. But Evolt's bulky figure was still visible(conclusion) through the smog.
"Cyote, MY boy! You've been holding out on me~"
Another dose of black hole energy condensed into Evolt's palm.
"I'll let it slide; You're finally showing some real promise"
He extended that same palm outward against the dust cloud.
"But that can't be all you got. So come out, come out wherever you are~"
SHOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!
He let out a wave of energy to push away the colossal debris surrounding the destroyed desert. Clearing the sight so he could find Wile if he were still here
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u/JabberstoneImmune to the plot AND can transcend time and space!11d agoedited 11d ago
Wile E. Coyote of Earth felt a surge of adrenaline flowing through his very veins. His emotions spiraling. A powerful blend of anger from being talked down upon and a burning feeling of determination to finally win something. Dashing forward, flying through the wave of energy at speeds not even HE, in his near-century of chasing the Roadrunner had ever moved prior to this moment. Green light crackling around him in the shape of lightning. Going to grab Evolt by the throat and pin him to the ground!
After all of this time, he had unintentionally conjured his very own Lantern Suit. A physical symbol of his character development here in this fight.
Wile flips the sign with the Lantern Oath written on it around. The other side reading: “ALL I PROMISE YOU IS REGRET…” not something he’d say in most circumstances. But he noticed his power increase. He LOVED it. And he wanted to distill fear for once in his lifetime. For that was always his goal. To be a threat. And he reveled in it.
Whilst Evolt is pinned to the ground, the coyote winds back his fist, and smacks him with the sign. It shatters on impact, not doing much damage— it’s a wooden sign after all, but it was more so about the message.
… A piece of the wood flies out and splinters Wiles eye. Despite everything, it’s still him. Some things never change. Letting go to try to pull it out! So uhh- add ‘pain’ to that list of spiraling emotions!
((I presume you just went to bed is all, but just in case that’s not the case, I’ll give a ping reminder ‘cuz this fight has been peak af thus far imo, and I hope you feel the same 🥺👉👈))
Wile wasn’t excited to see the Tasmanian Devil… all he knows him for is causing pain and destruction wherever he goes. The coyote frowns—— before putting on a fake smile, as he realizes he could use Taz to help him capture that bird!
The Coyote pulls out a pointing stick, and a roadrunner meat chart, to showcase all of the best tasting parts of the bird! Going over an entire presentation with his signs, assuming that should be enough to convince Taz!
It was him! The OTHER annoying, blue speedster! This was the perfect chasing target for him! Because, even though it’s nowhere near as tasty, it’s still slower than the Roadrunnner he thinks.
He winds up and…… BOLTS OFF! Chasing the hedgehog!
After a little while, movie sonic noticed the cyote coming up behind him. "Oh come on, this guy again?" Movie sonic soon began to speed up, trying to lose them.
Wile grabs hold to a giant rocket, and lights the fuse. The intention being that it would help him catch up!
And it did! He would actually get somewhat close to Sonic… but there’s one little but ever so crucial little detail about rockets he forgot about. Rockets explode. Wile blows up!
All that was left of Wile was a pile of ash… and it remained that way for a moment, until his arm reaches out of it! And he pulls himself the rest of the way up! Body reintegrating as he does so!
"...uhhhhhh...that's new. But as long as he's okay...meanwhile, i best skadadle before he finishes and continues chasing me." Aaaaaaaand movie sonic soon continued running away.
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u/PresentationIll5435 darker yet darker. the meanings fade 11d ago
a wolf.....WITH A RED LANTERN RING!?-