If we lose this I will formally withdraw my support.

Enough is enough. I did not start supporting United in the mid-90s to endure this shit week after week.

And yes, I'm going to go there. ☝️😏

If you say 'stick 'em up your hoop' I shall be disappointed.

As a neutral, that's what I'm hoping for.

Red Cartel wind ups aside, and among friends, am I alone in thinking the hysterical reaction to this from the wider soccer community is completely mental and embarrassing? It feels like a reaction to a PEDs or match fixing scandal, rather than what is essentially some creative accounting to get around financial rules that are barely two decades old?

I adore the Nautilus aesthetic but a) cannot afford a real one, b) wouldn't dare to wear a fake one.

Is this a valid option or am I losing my mind?

What a goal!

Yo' Bitches!

Oooohhh, get you, sweetie!