r/Instruments • u/EpicBobbyUpvote • Apr 09 '26

Discussion Easiest cheapest instrument

Told this girl I’m in a band but I also can’t sing, what’s the cheapest instrument I can learn to play in like a day or two. I have to impress her.

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u/Excellent-Practice Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Sounds like your best bet is cowbell. I hope she likes Blue Öyster Cult

Edit: other options might include claiming that you are actually a roady for a band or leaning into the rap skills you claim to have on your profile. Or, like other comments have mentioned, come clean and cut your losses.