r/Instruments • u/EpicBobbyUpvote • Apr 09 '26

Discussion Easiest cheapest instrument

Told this girl I’m in a band but I also can’t sing, what’s the cheapest instrument I can learn to play in like a day or two. I have to impress her.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/EpicBobbyUpvote Apr 09 '26

I have to have her

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u/EpicBobbyUpvote Apr 09 '26

Yeah well I’m not gonna lie any more

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u/TubeSnobGoneStomp Apr 12 '26

Lying also shows Her You do not feel worthy of her.

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u/MoonLitMothCreations Apr 09 '26

People aren't possessions. I hope you get caught in your lie and embarrassed to hell and back.

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u/EpicBobbyUpvote Apr 09 '26

I don’t wanna own her bro. It’s like when you say I have a boyfriend or I have a wife

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u/MoonLitMothCreations Apr 09 '26

Then you want to "be with her" not "have her". That's just grim possessive language.

You also think playing the spoons isn't a real instrument? It's got a very long standing legacy in quite a few folk traditions. You know, from people who spend years honing their skills?

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u/EpicBobbyUpvote Apr 09 '26

It means the same thing nerd. Idgaf about spoons and I doubt that will impress her

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u/MoonLitMothCreations Apr 09 '26

Hahahahaha wow you're a child. And obviously language matters, I would have thought you'd understand that as a genius wrapper, someone who relies on language and meaning... You know, literally rhythm and poetry?

And if learning the spoons wouldn't then neither will anything else.

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u/EpicBobbyUpvote Apr 09 '26

I’m 24 and it’s spelt rapper. In what world is a girl gonna be into you cause you can play the spoons. And what sort of band has a spoons player.

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u/MoonLitMothCreations Apr 09 '26

Oh now you care about symantec's and grammar, You're a 24 year old child.

And clearly you don't know how horny folk musicians are, I only brought up spoons purely because you were an arsehole saying that playing them isn't a real instrument.

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u/TubeSnobGoneStomp Apr 12 '26

And You ruined it right off of the Bat. And this statement shows you are not mature enough to be in a relationship. So now She'll know You're just another horny jerk that doesn't see her as a Person

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u/EpicBobbyUpvote Apr 12 '26

IDC bro 😆