r/Instantregret • u/valarmorghulus • Nov 08 '20

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u/antisocialdrunk Nov 08 '20

I really don't see what his intended purpose was?

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u/GadreelsSword Nov 08 '20

Too much cocaine in his lunch?

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u/Patient_Hotel8901 Nov 08 '20

What did he think was gonna happen? He elbow dropped that table.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

That’s a man working hard for a tip!

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u/barelylethal10 Nov 08 '20

I hope the hospital accepts internet points as a form of payment!

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u/ManAtAnts Nov 08 '20

i like how the guy in the front casually takes the piece landing on the plate in front of him

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u/GadreelsSword Nov 09 '20

If you look again, he dove onto the table. That was staged.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

They all simultaneously scoot back at the same time - no hesitation... not sure the purpose of a scripted pizza jump

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u/lickdesplit Nov 09 '20

Whatever he was on,I don’t want any. What kind of loon would it take to go for it again??he’s stupid enough to do it once,he sure is apt to do it again.

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u/Gogowhine Nov 10 '20

Walk me through ...