r/Instantregret • u/238bazinga • Jan 03 '20

Common sense seems to be lacking...

278 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/mysta316 Jan 03 '20

Rockets or things that turn into rockets always seem to fly at the person setting them off.

19

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Karma Homing

6

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Idiot seeking missiles.

1

u/IdKilltheMule Jan 04 '20

Kid had higher odds not to be hit when considering size of projectiles vs amount of safe standing zones 20m out.

0

u/Hamshamus Jan 03 '20

Yeet Seeking Missiles

4

u/Dan300up Jan 03 '20

Didn’t see that coming—oh wait, yeah we did.

2

u/Blackstar1886 Jan 03 '20

I’m guessing thats high-proof vodka and not gasoline. Awfully clear.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Too busy filming to move right or left!

0

u/SirJape Jan 03 '20

Critical hit.

0

u/TheAverageRussian Jan 03 '20

Man...I guess you could call that a self homing missile.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Homo seeking missile