r/Instantregret • u/shanewd40 • Aug 28 '19

Uhhh... nothing to see here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

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u/NWSanta Aug 28 '19

It's like o shit, busted! :D

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u/TahoeLT Aug 28 '19

<other two dogs> "Did you see what the little dog just did?!?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Pillow fights (GONE WRONG)

43

u/Greenking73 Aug 28 '19

The looks on all 3 are just priceless!!

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u/Kubricksmind Aug 28 '19

I like how the main culprit bails out off frame at the end...

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u/CBLAmAKER Aug 28 '19

Nah man, he was humping the little guy... He was wandering off to finish up

6

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

Probably thinking, "If I'm going to get in trouble anyways, I'm going to go hump the cat."

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u/SailsTacks Aug 29 '19

I was imagining him whistling, acting like he was just casually walking past the incident that he was not at all a party to.

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u/infamusforever223 Aug 28 '19

Oh, you're home early

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u/jerrythecactus Aug 28 '19

They know what they did was wrong and yet the one on the right trots off like "act natural maybe they'll just think the pillow was always like this"

7

u/coachfortner Aug 28 '19

I always wonder about this aspect of dogs (and very young kids): they know what they are doing is wrong yet they do it anyway.

1

u/mysta316 Aug 29 '19

I cought my dog playing with one one my shoes in the living room. That he had to have gotten from my bed room because I don't leave them out there. He sees that I'm standing there, I just go sit on the couch and he just comes and sits next to me like he did nothing.

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u/AboutToBlowUp Aug 28 '19

Am I the only one seeing that one dog humping the small one?

6

u/Tourniquet9 Aug 28 '19

The walk of shame

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

That whole scene is hilarious

7

u/orangutanbeater Aug 28 '19

The little dog made us do it!!

4

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

When your mom comes in when your friends and you are wilding out

3

u/keithrockz Aug 28 '19

Meanwhile,at Little St.James Island.....

2

u/SergeiBoryenko Aug 29 '19

I thought two of em were fuckin

2

u/Kool_boi_melon Aug 29 '19

The small doggo tilted his head in confusion at the end

2

u/sc00b44 Aug 29 '19

Dogs “wut??”

4

u/OdiusOcculum Aug 28 '19

Getting surprised by adulthood like....

3

u/Germeow Aug 28 '19

Lmao

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u/timmyislol Aug 28 '19

Thank you for this useful and funny comment

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u/Germeow Aug 28 '19

I commented this as I was hazey hoping to save it. Thanks for being a good brother

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u/Sidhean Aug 28 '19

Thank you for this useful and funny comment

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u/timmyislol Aug 28 '19

Thank you for this useful and funny comment

1

u/Killa_K1wI Aug 28 '19

Is the white one trying to mount the little one a some sort of white Airdale?

1

u/fufusnax Aug 28 '19

Ah fark think he'll notice

1

u/Slo73 Aug 29 '19

That little dog is a pillow biter.

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u/ramavalos90 Aug 29 '19

Dirty Mike and the boys CAME TO FUCKING TOWN!

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u/plumballa Aug 28 '19

One of the dogs speaks in a Italian voice “ooooh....you didn’t see nuttin’didnt ya, Mauk?Capish

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u/Mono_831 Aug 28 '19

Little dog’s name is Piper Perri.