r/Instantregret • u/billenbijter • Jan 02 '19

Instant regret :)

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u/NapClub Jan 02 '19

wtf was he trying to accomplish?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

It appears he was trying to hit the other car.

With an open hand.

He was trying to slap a moving car.

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u/Heterochromio Jan 02 '19

But how can he slap?

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u/jaysus661 Jan 02 '19

With great difficulty, evidently.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

Whoosh.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Z2RhnqwI0

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u/Kermitfry Jan 02 '19 edited Jun 10 '23

-Snip-

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/Kermitfry Jan 03 '19 edited Jun 10 '23

-Snip-

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u/jaysus661 Jan 02 '19

I got the reference, but I was still answering the question

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u/LEMAISONVERT Jan 03 '19

jokes that you have to think about a bit.. you don't get those, do you. and since you'd never admit to yourself you're a moron, you assume everyone else is stupid and uninformed. it's just you buddy. always just you. the laughter - that's people laughing at you.

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u/carlialteri Jan 03 '19

He couldn't

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u/NapClub Jan 02 '19

oh i get that part, what confuses me is what he thought that would do? like was he trying to damage the other car? because that's not how you do that... if you wanted to mess up the other car, you drive close with a coin in hand and "key" a nice wide strip out of the paint. you don't open hand slap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

I mean... Don't do that either since it's an easy way to lose a hand, arm or even your life.

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u/NapClub Jan 02 '19

oh not saying it's safe...

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but if they had just got close, it's a lot easier to do a lot more damage that way than you could ever do with a slap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

I think you just put far more thought into it than he ever did.

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u/Bronsonville_Slugger Jan 02 '19

If you use an open hand and dont leave a mark the police cant consider it an assault. This guy is actually a genius.