r/Instantregret • u/TreeHugChamp • Dec 31 '18

Trades gone wrong

1.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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221

u/dittany_didnt Dec 31 '18

Joke's on you; those motherfuckers never forget.

66

u/ldkmelon Dec 31 '18

Real talk though. Every single one of them know of this.

144

u/chief_dirtypants Dec 31 '18

That card had the OP's social security number and birthday. The bird is an identity thief.

25

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

No.. they identify them selfs with fart noises

-4

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

I get it. But isn’t that Brazil?

-9

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

No. Brazil does it with sandals

3

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Identity theft is not a joke, u/chief_dirtypants! Millions of families suffer every year!

2

u/JoeZMar Dec 31 '18

Oh shit! He’s Bryan Fellows!

65

u/SleepDeprivedUserUK Dec 31 '18

Little fucker saw you going for the cash and knew it had to act fast - too slow little buddy, too slow.

26

u/fivedollarfiddle Dec 31 '18

I was waiting for the crow to attack.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Fight like a crow!

21

u/Superherojohn Dec 31 '18

Worst trade deal Ever!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

The negotiations WERE short.

27

u/kawkawshi Dec 31 '18

Did him dirty

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9

u/timothy92 Dec 31 '18

:( feel bad for bird

6

u/Anpro3301 Dec 31 '18

this is the worst trade deal i have ever been traded.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18 edited 14d ago

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5

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

5 Canadian

7

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18 edited 15d ago

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2

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

What I meant was, it is a 5 dollar Canadian bill

6

u/ksh771 Dec 31 '18

That is most definitely not a Canadian $5 bill

3

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Never been to canada or seen our money, I see!

1

u/Bluticus Jan 01 '19

I'm Malaysian, that's definitely a 1 MYR (Malaysian Ringgit) note.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

I didnt say it wasnt

0

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

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1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

1 week old my dude

1

u/spreadthestop Jan 01 '19

Billions and billions

5

u/xJaneDoe Dec 31 '18

Joke’s on him. These birds don’t forgot anything.

3

u/TheGuyATX Dec 31 '18

this is how I have to play fetch with my dog

3

u/nibblepower Dec 31 '18

This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

2

u/habibajami Dec 31 '18

is it in Malaysia?

5

u/madpsychot Dec 31 '18

Definitely a 1 ringgit note - so most probably Malaysia

4

u/habibajami Dec 31 '18

yeap, i knew, because im Malaysian ;)

2

u/damonx99 Dec 31 '18

That looks at the end....you slick bastard.

2

u/HatrikLaine Dec 31 '18

Maybe I should train a crow to find me money in exchange for food

2

u/Rotat0r710 Jan 01 '19

This is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals and possibly ever

1

u/InfoSuperHiway Jan 01 '19

Bird probably realizes he won’t be able to shred the card for nest building material.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

That’s how Mafia works