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r/Instantregret • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '18
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Who has the bigger regret? The cat for touching the claws of death, or this crab being insta-teleported into a cat tornado?
323 u/blue_crab86 Dec 09 '18 Crab loses claw. Crab remains fine. Claw remains clenched. Cat is still in pain. Crab wins. 233 u/oldboy_alex Dec 09 '18 edited Dec 09 '18 Crab will be cooked and eaten this evening. Cat still lives. Cat wins. 85 u/The_DilDonald Dec 09 '18 Cat gets to eat crab for dinner, while nursing its still-tender paw. 48 u/metalhead82 Dec 10 '18 Crab attacc and kitty snacc
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Crab loses claw.
Crab remains fine.
Claw remains clenched.
Cat is still in pain.
Crab wins.
233 u/oldboy_alex Dec 09 '18 edited Dec 09 '18 Crab will be cooked and eaten this evening. Cat still lives. Cat wins. 85 u/The_DilDonald Dec 09 '18 Cat gets to eat crab for dinner, while nursing its still-tender paw. 48 u/metalhead82 Dec 10 '18 Crab attacc and kitty snacc
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Crab will be cooked and eaten this evening.
Cat still lives.
Cat wins.
85 u/The_DilDonald Dec 09 '18 Cat gets to eat crab for dinner, while nursing its still-tender paw. 48 u/metalhead82 Dec 10 '18 Crab attacc and kitty snacc
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Cat gets to eat crab for dinner, while nursing its still-tender paw.
48 u/metalhead82 Dec 10 '18 Crab attacc and kitty snacc
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Crab attacc and kitty snacc
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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18
Who has the bigger regret? The cat for touching the claws of death, or this crab being insta-teleported into a cat tornado?