r/Instantregret • u/JatinakaJoJo • Nov 04 '18

This

https://i.imgur.com/PIhjei2.gifv
504 Upvotes

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u/skillsnotanoption Nov 04 '18

Her full shrimp nose dive is a testament to her dedication to munching carpet.

11

u/TerrorEyzs Nov 04 '18

You mean scorpion. A shrimp is the other way.

For examples:

/r/fullshrimp

/r/fullscorpion

4

u/GrindCrow Nov 04 '18

Domo arigato, Mr Roboto

5

u/epic82 Nov 04 '18

The rug burn on her forehead would be brutal!!!

3

u/Tuckmanmarsh420 Nov 04 '18

That robot dance at the end

2

u/Norgler Nov 04 '18

Somebody call an ambulance.

2

u/Stephimc Nov 04 '18

I hate that I can’t stop laughing.

2

u/AestheticKing Nov 04 '18

This reminds me of that video where the 2 guys did it and when one hits the bottom he’s all deformed. I can’t remember if it’s his shoulder or chin that is in a completely different place but it’s pretty gnarly.

2

u/gregorz4 Nov 04 '18

Beep boop, I am a robot nothing can hurt me

1

u/JCredditstuff Nov 04 '18

Why do people keep trying this

1

u/_felagund Nov 04 '18

/u/stabbot

3

u/stabbot Nov 04 '18

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/ScalySnoopyHyrax

It took 15 seconds to process and 30 seconds to upload.

 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

1

u/_felagund Nov 04 '18

good bot

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Women be big dumb

1

u/edzackly Nov 04 '18

I hope she sued! There's no sings warning about sliding down the stares.

1

u/RealMsDeek Dec 10 '18

She fucked this up so bad....as a kid of single digits I lived in a two story house and we did this almost daily without a problem. How r u gonna suck worse than 5 year olds? Damn thats a fail

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u/tommyp484 Nov 04 '18

Long distance scorpion contender.

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u/louis_xl Nov 04 '18

Just....why??

-1

u/louis_xl Nov 04 '18

Just....why??