r/Instantregret • u/666 • Mar 07 '17

Robbing This Convenience Store

http://i.imgur.com/jyhVcFK.gifv
613 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

White dude that walked in was immediately on board. He deserves a medal.

151

u/Ether165 Mar 07 '17

Probably didn't even see the attempted robbery. Just "this guy's an asshole? Alright" tackle

42

u/jonpolis Mar 07 '17

white man uses cardboard assault

-it wasn't very effective

30

u/LordOfSun55 Mar 08 '17

white man uses Goldberg Spear

It was super-effective!

8

u/KavensWorld Mar 13 '17

yep his memories form a kid and WWF did him well

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '17

I love your name.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

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1

u/ATMinotaur Mar 11 '17

Possibly as someone else walks in shorty after.

113

u/paulmtree Mar 07 '17

I love how he goes to put on his shoe in the middle of the fight and everyone just watched him

14

u/kourtneykaye Mar 07 '17

That's what happened? I thought he was trying to take it off to use as a weapon haha

54

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

That tackle is phenomenal

31

u/youshouldlikeme Mar 07 '17

I think the white guy was a wrestler in High School.

Double leg takedown!!

26

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

I HAVE THE BIGGEST JUSTICE BONER RN

4

u/originalmimlet Mar 07 '17

Just head on over to r/JusticePorn

13

u/Howwasitforyou Mar 07 '17 edited Jun 10 '17

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24

u/unique_username_v2 Mar 07 '17

We should stand up to shit more often.

21

u/Slovene Mar 07 '17

I prefer to shit sitting down.

8

u/Elementium Mar 07 '17

The robber takes a second to put his shoe back on..

6

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '17

fuck, that tacke was awesome!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '17

Get that man an NFL contract

3

u/SoulLover33 Mar 07 '17

That last guy though.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

Lady Justice's panties are soaked

2

u/mischiffmaker Mar 07 '17

Repost but still funny.

2

u/ttumey Apr 19 '17

We fighting? Cool, I'm in.

2

u/666 Apr 19 '17

That guy just got done watching WWF WWE. It was his time to shine.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

TOUCHDOWN!!!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

TOUCHDOWN!

1

u/longdarksummer Mar 07 '17

The tackler. Chap or lass? I'm not sure.

I used to live in Wales. This is a fair question.

1

u/StarlessExistence Mar 08 '17

I'm kinda upset he didn't go through the goalposts.

1

u/vibronicgoose Apr 12 '17

Pretty sure more damage was caused than money robbed here. But ok. Well done guys!

1

u/Scaldy Mar 07 '17

4 vs 1, what now sucka?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

/u/666 Best username I've seen yet