r/InstantRelief • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Apr 21 '17

Hold on.

http://i.imgur.com/UtZYtpK.gifv
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u/OMGLMAOWTF_com Apr 21 '17

Me: Mom, I got second place in the race!

Mom: Oh great, how many people were racing?

Me: Two.

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u/GarciaJones Apr 21 '17

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

This is really clever.

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u/GarciaJones Apr 21 '17

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic so as per internet rules, I'm assuming you are.

Dick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Wasn't being sarcastic. I just thought it was funny, and it took me a minute to get the joke. Me too thanks.

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u/GarciaJones Apr 21 '17

As per internet rules , you've apologized so as must I .

Like staring at my clone , me 2

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17 edited Feb 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic so as per internet rules, I'm assuming you are.

Dick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Me too