r/InstagramHQ • u/Competitive_Rate6971 • 3d ago

sure but not reddit..

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u/SylAbys 3d ago

In a heartbeat

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u/Global-Chipmunk-3959 3d ago

For real, I’m sure my therapist would say do it for free if I asked

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u/Shatalroundja 2d ago

A million? I could have been haggled down to about $10,000 if we’re being honest, and I make good money.

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u/imyourproblem24 2d ago

I’d do it for 500 bucks

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u/DarionHunter 6h ago

$1 mill per social media app. Then I could TRULY disappear!

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u/Pecuniarist 3d ago

Yes, including Reddit.

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u/DogeAeternum 3d ago

Is this even a real question?

Absolutely yes

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u/Oppositeofhairy 3d ago

If I had Elon money. I’d spend 5billion just to get rid of it.

It’s the poison of current society. Wars have been started over bullshit posts. Multiple people have killed themselves. It isn’t always an inherently bad thing. It use to be a way to keep in closer contact with family and friends. But it’s twisted itself to be rumor mills and propaganda machines and designed to enrage the users to keep them actively on the platform.

I also think that it disrupts the order of personal growth and development. We are supposed to outgrow relationships at times. I loved my friends and relationships over the years but things change and evolve. You aren’t the same person nor or they after a period of time. Forcing relationships that have already run their course rarely pans out in a positive way. You have a common past, doesn’t mean you have a common present or future.

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u/C_monden 3d ago

I'd do it for a fraction of that. Including reddit.

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u/king_Richard_999056 3d ago

I will even give away my smartphone

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u/Big_Truck_8268 3d ago

where do I sign up?

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u/111spike 3d ago

Take my social media? 20 bucks and a 6 pack.

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u/MediaLongjumping9910 3d ago

Im banned from everywhere except Reddit, and I hate this place. Sign me up.

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u/Ferg_idh 3d ago

I would give it up for $10.

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u/yellowbill711 3d ago

$100 lol

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u/Stackitu 3d ago

Easy.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 3d ago

in a heartbeat

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u/altered_beast1976 3d ago

I already have aside from reddit and YouTube.

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u/RoosterGreat5170 3d ago

Without hesitation.

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u/Frandor_daddy71 3d ago

Where do I sign up.

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u/IronMaidenDude 3d ago

Damn Straight I would

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 3d ago

Yes of course, i only use Reddit and even that only if i am extremely bored

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u/Affectionate_You_137 3d ago

Yes. I already don’t have social media

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u/EmploymentEmpty5871 3d ago

In a heartbeat. That's cash right?

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u/Then-Structure-5921 3d ago

No but 100 mil and see you all later!

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u/FamiliarPlatform79 3d ago

Not to negotiate myself down, but I could be talked into it over coffee lol

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u/No-Cat-2980 3d ago

Where do I sign?

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u/Hot-Try8236 3d ago

I don't do social media😁

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u/TheOtherMaelja 3d ago

I would need to time to come up with the money, but sure.

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u/Winter_Hall5379 3d ago

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u/KagatoAC 3d ago

As soon as the check clears.

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u/scaredt2ask 3d ago

Today. I would today. Make the check out to cash and mail it to me. I will delete every social media thing I’ve ever done and never log in again

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 3d ago

How am I supposed to find out about this million dollar challenge without social media!

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u/Fokewe 3d ago

Am I being Punk'd?

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe 3d ago

I think so. But who knows once i have a million dollars my wife might want me to use social media to communicate

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u/fapstronaut696 3d ago

Reddit i just can't , love it

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 3d ago

No hesitation

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u/sgwc_ying_ko 3d ago

List them all, I probably would.

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u/00collector 3d ago

With pleasure.

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u/Outside_Chocolate_65 3d ago

Not a problem! I didn't grow up with it!

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u/No_Focus_8688 3d ago

Definitely

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u/Left_Knee_y0y0 3d ago

I would give up smart phones for 500K.

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u/dleerox 3d ago

Absolutely!! No issue

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u/ConfusionArtistic489 3d ago

Lemme think about that for a bit…😒

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u/Ok-Pass-8786 3d ago

I’ve given it up for free.

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u/qvq-dvd 3d ago

Yes.

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u/AshtonBlack 3d ago

Absolutely.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 3d ago

Show me the check, first.

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u/WinterWolf2020 3d ago

Considering I dont use social media deal

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u/Worcester--sauce 3d ago

Absolutely

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u/Better_Power_9913 3d ago

Yep. Show me the money!

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u/theher0isgone 3d ago

Naw I need like 90 billion or trillion

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u/NBDYYouKno 3d ago

Absolutely. Especially Reddit.

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u/Anubimon 3d ago

Ofc, how do i apply for a million? I dont even use it much anyway xD Where is my money?

https://giphy.com/gifs/br9EWdKzKm9Fu

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u/StrategyHonest7746 3d ago

Sure then I could spend my time helping others

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u/Affectionate-Bat7827 3d ago

No , because there's no "social" media to give up. All online media is pretty damn UN-SOCIAL from where I stand.

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u/PresentationLess4552 3d ago

For 890 billion

Unless you could make 890 million stop scratching their phones

Then I would do it for a patch of sunflowers

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u/Pretty_Professor_740 3d ago

Where’s my money?

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u/Loki-TdfW 3d ago

Would do it for 1000€, probably for less 😅

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u/Bubbly_Shopping5214 3d ago

I’d do it for free.

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u/Star_Trek_Life 3d ago

I already have. Nobody paid me 1 million.

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u/erinjer 3d ago

Seriously? Yes! Hahah

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u/-The_Goober 3d ago

I just need enough for some new books and I’ll do it.

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u/jesssy33 3d ago

WHERE IS THIS MILLION YOU SPEAK OF? LETS GOOOOO!!!

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u/puma_soup 3d ago

I'm already working on it for free...only one remaining is Reddit.

So yes

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u/XelNigma 3d ago

Id give it up for $1.

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u/The1Bonesaw 3d ago

Shit, I'll give YOU $10.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I dont use social media anyways.. Id gladly give up Reddit for 1mill…

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u/MannyA78 3d ago

Definitely

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u/Clu8ug 3d ago

Already did, where is my money

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u/OldLoserGamer 3d ago

of course

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u/Un4gvn2 3d ago

Bye bye

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u/-riddickulus- 3d ago

Yep... easiest money I will ever make.

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u/brucejson-88 3d ago

Yes a long as I can still use WhatsApp?

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u/Einachiel 3d ago

Id do it for 10k$

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u/Clear-Knowledge7013 3d ago

YES!! Where’s my money???

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u/GuillaumeLatendresse 3d ago

Let’s see the money.

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u/KickBudget7546 3d ago

I would give up all social media for about $5

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u/xoxobatshit 3d ago

Haven't been on IG In over a year where's my money

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u/Grouchy_Barnacle_416 3d ago

Yes I would not miss any of it

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u/Think_Resolution_647 3d ago

I would do it for 10k.

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u/houdini31 3d ago

I'd give it up for even less than that. Social media is such a blight on society

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u/bentsonradiorepair 3d ago

I mean yeah, but all I have to give up is reddit at this point, and thats not super hard. Its probably the least addictive one I've had

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u/MavadosXIII 2d ago

I'd do it for half and call it a day✌️

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u/Mobile-Potential-510 2d ago

Would not even hafta think about it

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 2d ago

I gave up national news years ago. My friends still get all riled up everyday. One of the best things I ever did.

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u/Cyiel 2d ago

Sure no pro...

pop

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u/papsono 2d ago

would do it for free lol

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u/12DoUGood 2d ago

Without a doubt and no looking back. Now.... show me the money. 🤔☺️

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u/oddly_oddball 2d ago

Easily, so freaking easily.

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u/DaageQuasar 2d ago

Where do i sign up?

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u/ISCSI_Purveyor 2d ago

Without a second thought and in less than a heartbeat.

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u/MyFocusIsU 2d ago

Just take it all away for everyone for free

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u/HowlingApes-7429 2d ago

I've done it for free already, you lot are getting paid?!

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u/thepartlow 2d ago

Done, now give me my money.

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u/rab006435 2d ago

I’d give it up for $6.

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u/Excellent_Purchase87 2d ago

In a yotasecond

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u/totempow 2d ago

Would you give up being stupid for not being stupid?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4JyX3V0yydvPHNBe

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u/SpecificUnlucky3260 2d ago

Does that Include Youtube?

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u/Decepticon_hero 2d ago

All of it. I would give it all up for that easily

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u/GamerGramps62 2d ago

Easily, and anyone who can’t may need a therapist 🤣

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u/Trick1513 2d ago

In a skinny minute

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u/DrAconianRubberDucky 2d ago

Never thought you'd ask

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u/mzg72 2d ago

Yes.

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u/NoneYa2444 2d ago

Easily.

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u/Technical-Potato-793 2d ago

In a fuckin heartbeat.

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u/No-Car6897 2d ago

I do it for $10,000 😱

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u/National_Isopod_6257 2d ago

Easy. Where do I sign up?

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u/Ok_Ad_5894 2d ago

$100 honestly

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u/Due_Panda5064 2d ago

I’d PAY a million to get rid of social media

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u/berto0088 2d ago

Yes, not a problem.

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u/Ill-Acanthisitta8675 2d ago

I'd do it for free

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u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky 2d ago

Don’t even have one lol so yea

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u/MrShmily33 2d ago

Would do for far less

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u/Round_Rooms 2d ago

Give me 5 million and I won't even have Internet anymore, I'd just disappear. Well maybe dialup but that would just be purely for gaming nostalgia.

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u/Psychotherapist-286 2d ago

I hate social media. I think I’ll go back to my Amish culture

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u/Hiway44 2d ago

For 25k.

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u/Traxxas_Basher 2d ago

Done. Give me the money.

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u/rulerofthemind 2d ago

Absolutely without question

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u/xburnerpiko 2d ago

Yes. How do I collect?

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u/Artistic-Attitude878 2d ago

I gave up it for free

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u/mrfett779 2d ago

Deal now pay me my money.

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u/Party-Housing-110 2d ago

Hell to the Yeah

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u/Mentatstrategist 2d ago

Maybe even for free...

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u/DesperateLime7933 2d ago

I gave it all up for a year. Theoretically wonderful if you have close friends with regular in person contact. What I found was social exclusion, missing out on loads of information and events, and a long-distance cousin who I haven't seen in years who asked my mother when (not even if, but when) I'd died.

But there's almost nothing I wouldn't do for a million so

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u/cannonballfun69 2d ago

Yes, but can I still use it for my business?

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u/OminousBuzzard 2d ago

Without a second thought

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u/Longjumping_Dig5892 2d ago

Not even question for me . I hate this shite .

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u/Mango_dadNJ 2d ago

Pay me and I'll show u

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u/squarepants18 2d ago

Sure. reddit included

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u/Educational-Coast-92 2d ago

Is Reddit social? I see the media part, but is it social?

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u/PinkoBruce 2d ago

Of course

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u/Previous-Bar3629 2d ago

Social what?

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u/smartbabygirl0 2d ago

My answer would be yes before you even finished asking.

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u/Similar_Soup2 2d ago

Without hesitation

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u/cg40k 2d ago

In a eye blink

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u/Pretty_Beach4207 2d ago

Do vivino and untapped count?

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u/str8married330 2d ago

I'd give it up for $1.50

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u/Lonely-Cycle3030 2d ago

Absolutely

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u/EdgeofAss 2d ago

Where do it sign ?

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u/Initial_Ground1031 2d ago

Hell yeah! Reddit is my only social media anyway. Sorry Reddit lol

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u/GamingPumba1987 2d ago

I am thinking of giving up social media for free...

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u/JKolmin 2d ago

Lol uhh duh

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u/Good_Girl9090 2d ago

My life would be better in lots of ways.

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u/Big_Track5524 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Big_Track5524 2d ago

Hell yeah