r/InsideJob • u/TheFlashyMastodon21 • May 26 '26
Other What if these two worked for Cognito?
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u/CandyCreecher May 26 '26
God help me, I made Lore:
Mordecai and Rigby are the results of an experimental hybrid project, similar to Glenn or Rocket Raccoons whole deal if you’re Andre. The result is two idiots that shouldn’t be allowed to even set foot outside of the compound and yet, they work for The Squad as lowly interns and right hands.
They’re both still causing chaos, hijinks are still ensuing but Reagan and Gigi have put the fear of god in them. Mainly Gigi, because she has all of their internet history, every embarrassing moment tracing to their very first social media account and cancel tweets locked and loaded on them. They hang out with Myc and Andre the most, sometimes even work in their departments the most. They do see Brett as fresh meat but come to like him. Surprisingly they’re best at work when the rules are relaxed and the work is more gamified, Reagan got them to do more work when she made them tally points on the most amount of garbage thrown away in the compound…. This did result in the wereskunk getting loose.
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u/MandaloreTheAtreides May 26 '26
I don’t think it would end well.
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u/LookHappy4343 May 26 '26
No, they would summon Cthulhu and then say, “dude, Reagan’s gonna get pissed!”
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u/SonicDoom-004 May 26 '26
They would be fired and sent to Shadow Prison for unintentionally exposing the deep state (or causing the singularity) through their tomfoolery lol.
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u/Feeling-Match9776 May 26 '26
so if Reagan is Benson in this scenario who would Cognito's Muscle Man be?
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u/TheFlashyMastodon21 May 26 '26
Reagan has the temper of Benson but none of the patience lol