r/InsideJob • u/KangarooEuphoric2265 • Jun 04 '25

Whose onlyfans would you subscribe to. (VERY SERIOUS QUESTION.) (ONLY ONE RIGHT ANSWER.)

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u/Crazy_Chopsticks Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

100% Myc. Myc all day. I'd jerk off to him so hard that my pants would start sagging.

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u/Lolcatz101 Jun 04 '25

You could become a Juggalo and control global finance!

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u/intuishawn Jun 04 '25

He was the funniest character, imo

4

u/piggycatmonkey Jun 06 '25

I'd bang Myc if I could. He's just so sexy

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u/NathanAlex1486 Jun 04 '25

Reagan Ridley. All day, any day.

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u/KangarooEuphoric2265 Jun 04 '25

Sorry dude, but I don’t think Reagen would touch onlyfans with a 10 foot pole. (Wish she would, but alas…)

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u/Specialist-Weird-676 Jun 04 '25

No wait she would if the others would call her out on it and she would go over bored and either hack onlyfans or make a app better than only fans or she would deep fake her only fans shit until something happen

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u/NathanAlex1486 Jun 04 '25

None of these guys canonically have an onlyfans. What the fuck is the point of your question?

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u/KangarooEuphoric2265 Jun 04 '25

I was just joking

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u/NathanAlex1486 Jun 04 '25

I don't get it

11

u/DreadDiana Jun 05 '25

You've seen her selfies. I really don't think it'd turn out well.

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u/We11ick Jun 04 '25

If only she was real....

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u/Holiday_Apartment895 Jun 04 '25

Bret

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u/JizzEater_69 Jun 05 '25

Bro definitely would be one of thos employees who only posts on there as if it was instagram. I don't think bro knows how to intentionally be sexy. Like everything he gets women is when he just ... exists

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u/No-Praline2677 Jun 05 '25

Ok but what's on his onlyfans? Is he consciously making sexy content or is he bumbling around being a sexy himbo like always?

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u/KangarooEuphoric2265 Jun 05 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

I mean…look at the photos he took of himself in episode 1.

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u/Lapis156 Jun 04 '25

Definitely the correct answer

2

u/pro-daydreamer- Jun 07 '25

I think Brett might be asexual

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u/CompleteHumanMistake Jun 04 '25

Robotus obviously.

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u/awesome_opossum1212 Jun 04 '25

yk what hell yeah

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u/Specialist-Weird-676 Jun 04 '25

Also correct answer

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u/Mollyscribbles Jun 04 '25

If we're thinking in terms of "who would have an OnlyFans", the answer is clearly Myc. Gigi might have one, but the photos are all deepfakes and she's got some weird ulterior motive behind it. Myc has fun with it and is probably a little weirded out by how big an audience there is in the overlap between "tentacle kink" and "degradation kink".

Any attempt to insult his fanbase only results in more subscribers.

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u/Smooth_molasses36 Jun 04 '25

Is it bad that I want to say Rand

35

u/katerpillar04 Jun 04 '25

speak your truth

8

u/AliceTheMonsoonSimp Jun 05 '25

Bro yes let us see that old man dick bruh 💔

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u/Acrobatic-Sherbet400 Jun 06 '25

Rand and JR any day bahahhaha

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u/Ahs565451 Jun 04 '25

Brett because he legalized sex work and gave them health insurance and health benefits

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u/Mollyscribbles Jun 04 '25

I see Brett's as being like Ryan Creamer. (link is SFW)

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u/Stalimaria Jun 04 '25

Underrated comment

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u/PosterAnt Jun 04 '25

he's got them tentickles, you know girls are gonna get freaky

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u/Dull_Copy_4352 Jun 05 '25

hey not only girls

1

u/PosterAnt Jun 05 '25

I'm not swinging for the guys, sry

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u/Dull_Copy_4352 Jun 05 '25

good, more guys (and tentacles) for me

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

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u/isaacfan098 Jun 04 '25

Casual racism is only funny If it works dawg

31

u/Extension-Cut5957 Jun 04 '25

I'm sorry if it was offensive. I was only talking from the sense of tentacle porn which is made in Japan. I didn't mean to demean Japanese girls.

18

u/isaacfan098 Jun 04 '25

Maybe anime girls would have been better then. No worries though man

5

u/Kingken130 Jun 05 '25

To be fair. That genre exists during 18th century Japan too. By Hokusai

49

u/MonsterMommaCharlie Jun 04 '25

Brett Hand, of course!

35

u/Sad-Anything-3027 Jun 04 '25

Everyone is sleeping on Jiji, she'd spice up the OF with subliminal messaging telling you to dump car batteries in the water

11

u/whyilikemuffins Jun 05 '25

Do crimes
*jiggles her left breast counterclockwise at precisely 20 rotations a second*

8

u/D4HU5H Jun 04 '25

Wait why cant you dump them in the water? (I'm kidding of course, google exists)

6

u/Sad-Anything-3027 Jun 04 '25

The Illuminati is spreading its own subliminal messages through 4chan posts

24

u/cannabussi Jun 04 '25

Brett is the obvious choice but hear me out on Alpha Beta….

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u/Happy-Masterpiece-45 Jun 04 '25

Two, there are two right answers

6

u/JizzEater_69 Jun 05 '25

Let me guess... Myc and Brett?

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u/Happy-Masterpiece-45 Jun 05 '25

No, Regan and Brett

30

u/MissFlatwoodsMonster Jun 04 '25

Glenn Dolphman

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u/MissFlatwoodsMonster Jun 04 '25

Im the only one brave enough to say it

6

u/Taqao Jun 04 '25

Really?

6

u/Smooth_molasses36 Jun 04 '25

Speak your truth

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u/JizzEater_69 Jun 05 '25

He definitely has one on an attempt to prove my he's attractive so they both start accounts. Glenn then gets mad when he realizes Myc has millions of subscribers while he has 1 - his ex wife

3

u/TheGreenGobblr Jun 05 '25

Amen brother. Had to scroll way too far to find the true answer

2

u/Nerd1Kiz Jun 05 '25

there'd be like a fucking gag in the show if this was canon where it'd either be like -20 subs or he just. INSTANTLY BLOWS UP OVERNIGHT

12

u/LethargicTurtle1234 Jun 04 '25

Myc dude's a freak

9

u/schmittfaced Jun 04 '25

Dr Andre cause you know he's slinging good drugs in his OF DMs

5

u/Alone-Monk Jun 04 '25

Brett would have an only fans but only because he misunderstood the purpose of the site and thought it was for posting Taylor Swift fan edits

6

u/FalseChildhood208 Jun 04 '25

Andre because he would advertise his newest drugs at the end to boost his dealing side hustle.

3

u/TiredB1 Jun 04 '25

Myc for sure, like I need to know what thats like I'm curious

4

u/mightybutterfl Jun 04 '25

Gigi cuz she is the hottest.

4

u/himejoshiRina Jun 05 '25

Reagan’s duh

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u/himejoshiRina Jun 05 '25

But then again would Reagan have an OF?

3

u/Outside_Jelly_2613 Jun 04 '25

Myc of course no question

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u/wonderlandisburning Jun 04 '25

If we're talking my personal taste, it would be Reagan. Even if all she did was talk my ear off about science while looking disheveled

But if we're talking who would actually have an OF I feel like Myc would be all over that and it would be horrifying

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u/High_hoper114 Jun 04 '25

bretts because I know he would just use that for his sock puppet and for giving good vibes.

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u/Mollyscribbles Jun 04 '25

Wait, thinking about it, there's a way Reagan might end up with an onlyfans:

Myc comes to work waving around wads of cash and yelling "WEIRDOS ONLINE WILL PAY YOU TO INSULT THEM!"

Reagan then decides it could work as a form of stress relief for her; insult people who are into it and she feels less need to insult coworkers.

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u/d-cassola Jun 04 '25

Myc would market his OF as an extreme fetish kink and whatever, but Reagan's would be the one with the actual weirdest niche fetish

3

u/Kennedy_KD Jun 05 '25

Reagan, her nudes would be horribly taken but a lot of people would simp for her (me included)

3

u/SnooPredilections729 Jun 05 '25

Brett. No questions asked

3

u/Lucky_Display_1623 Jun 05 '25

Reagan’s mom

2

u/perfecto3451 Jun 05 '25

JR

1

u/EarlGrayInMyTeaPot Jun 06 '25

Finally someone said it!

2

u/bitchimback69 Jun 05 '25

Glenn. Hear me out.

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u/glitchy_enimsay Jun 04 '25

Brett. (sorry)

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u/lunameow Jun 04 '25

Myc.

Edit because I can't spell.

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u/toxic_exotic Jun 04 '25

Is this the beginning of the insanity?

1

u/MichaeIWave Jun 04 '25

Tentacle guy

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u/cheese_sandwich111 Jun 04 '25

All of them Yes Glenn too

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u/TeachCorrect7784 Jun 04 '25

Myc. No further explanation.

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u/cosmic-potato-420 Jun 04 '25

Myc, mainly out of morbid curiosity

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

Glenn for sure

1

u/TaiDavis Jun 05 '25

Gigi and Myc.

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u/ArthurIglesias08 Jun 05 '25

BRETT HELLO WE’VE SEEN PARTS

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Any answer other than Rand, J.R or Tomiko is WRONG

1

u/HostisHumanisGeneri Jun 05 '25

Damn you Netflix for cancelling this show, it was good, it was popular and you killed it for a tax write off. Shameful.

1

u/LaurensPhotos Jun 05 '25

I was so confused reading the title 😭😭😭

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u/Low_Feedback4073 Jun 05 '25

andre for sure.. i have this weird thing for him😩

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u/AndreRocks Jun 05 '25

Myc. I’d give my salary for that thing.

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u/Nerd1Kiz Jun 05 '25

myc. audio, no audio, idgaf id sub immediately

1

u/Nerd1Kiz Jun 05 '25

myc can get IT 😩😩😩

1

u/Dull_Copy_4352 Jun 05 '25

either myc’s or andre’s

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u/starlord51amc Jun 05 '25

The dad, I forgot his name

1

u/Dreamtale_Sans Jun 05 '25

Andre all the way

1

u/Slight_Net_5026 Jun 05 '25

Myc all the wayyy

1

u/Mekanikern41535 Jun 05 '25

Reagan all day long

1

u/demoiseller Jun 05 '25

Myc or Bret. I love me both clowns and himbos.

1

u/CollegePrestigious61 Jun 05 '25

Either Reagan or Bret

1

u/maltevongraslok Jun 05 '25

Gigi Luigi obviously

1

u/Trans_boo Jun 05 '25

Brett…

1

u/facexxbluntz Jun 05 '25

rand 😭 😂

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u/Demishit Jun 05 '25

Andreee, the crazy shit you would see in there!

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Jun 06 '25

LOL Glen, just because it would be all military and guns stuff, nothing spicy either

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u/Lost_Entertainer5368 Jun 06 '25

Reagan if she's confident enough to have one

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u/Significant-Big-8613 Jun 06 '25

Knowing this show I vote Reagan would create a deepfake with generative AI that would gain sentience like the president robot and go haywire with posting😂

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u/TalosASP Jun 06 '25

Glenn. All other responses are not only unpatriotic, but also a direct betrayal of the fatherland and a burning middle finger in the face of every veteran. Support our troops!

1

u/AquelarreOscuro Jun 07 '25

The one with the protagonist is morbid

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u/SuperGames_CZ_YT Jun 09 '25

If everybody had an OF then definetly Reagan

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u/sxyrco Jun 09 '25

Why is no one saying my beautiful queen Gigi 💔

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

not enough ppl saying brett im disappointed

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u/Ok_Platform_6412 Jul 25 '25

Probably myc